Sunday, March 31, 2013

See ya in Atlanta!
Michigan Wolverines
Back in the Final Four - First time since '93

Friday, March 29, 2013

Sixty

Thursday, March 28, 2013

You got some splainin', dude
Eric Harroun, a 30-year-old army veteran

Former U.S. soldier charged with fighting for Al Qaeda in Syria


Ironically, Harroun and my Congressman, could be supporting the same side.
That fucking socialist is killing us...
The Dow Jones Industrial Average soared an impressive 11.25 percent in the first three months of the year to log its best first-quarter performance since 1998. Interestingly, the blue-chip index has never finished a year in negative territory when the first quarter is up at least 8 percent. ...The S&P 500 surged 10.03 percent, while the Nasdaq jumped 8.21 percent for the quarter, logging their fifth-straight monthly gains.
Oh, the humanity... Be sure to get your survival supplies.
My congressman hasn't learned shit!


"It is abundantly clear that that red line has been crossed and the President needs to take action to secure Syria's stockpile of dangerous weapons."

My congressman, Mike Rogers, doesn't like spending money if it doesn't involve young Americans dying for other countries' problems. He's touting the old 'stockpile of dangerous weapons' ruse. I've got a good idea, Mr. Rogers; if Syria is so dangerous, let the fucking Jordanians, Saudis, Iraqis and Turks worry about it.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Uh, how about 1791?

"I'm curious, when did it become unconstitutional to exclude homosexual couples from marriage?"
I don't get too wound up about 'marriage equality'. I wouldn't walk across the street to vote for it, or against it. I don't care. But, I do know one thing, 'marriage' isn't mentioned even once in the Constitution, but equal protection under the law, is. Seems pretty simple to me.
I told you he was a pedophile!

Limbaugh: "Who's To Say You Cannot Have Sex With A Child"

Don't doubt 'done that'. Get it here first.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Yeah, Adolf would be proud

Ted Cruz: Joe McCarthy comparisons mean ‘we’re doing something right’

Ugly, hateful little Nazi bastard...
The low information drug addict
Poor Pig Boy, I think he's back on the Oxycontin. Today on his show he told his sheep something about Yasser Arafat visiting this White House so often... I didn't catch his whole comment, but since Arafat died in 2004, it doesn't really matter. ...That stupid pedophile ass-clown is a joke!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Are you kidding, Little Tucker doesn't have it in him

Daily Caller "Owes The Senators, And Its Readers, An Apology" For "Discredited" Menendez Story


Menendez should just have someone kick is little ass. Don't waste your time waiting for the apology.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Herding the Teabagger Sheep
DHS Denies Massive Ammunition Purchase
It must really suck going through life being such paranoid, gullible and weak-minded punks who fall for everything.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Come on Bibi, say you're sorry
At around 4 p.m. on March 22, Obama in Jerusalem in his last hours there called up Erdoğan. Following niceties, he passed the phone to Netanyahu. The two prime ministers agreed to issue the same statement in their capitals that would clarify an Israeli apology and compensation for the families of the Turks who were killed.

Obama doesn't have a lick of diplomacy.
They really don't get it

"Rick Perry: The Presidential Candidate Ahead of His Time"

Rick 'Oops' Perry, so dumb he makes Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar, is going to run again in 2016?

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Not quite Redneck, you and your team just suck!

This from Glenda Beck's lameass website, The Blaze;

"Diehard Kentucky Basketball Fan Blames Creeping Socialism For NCAA Tourney Snub"


Stupid, hateful, teagaggin' redneck whining and claiming Kentucky was denied a NCAA tournament bid because of 'liberal socialism'. And then Kentucky gets embarrassed and loses to 'Robert Morris' University in the first round of the NIT tournament that very evening.

'Chester' epitomizes what it is to be a teabaggin' punk; a whiny little asshole who blames others because he's such a loser.
Boy, now that's a surprise!



Fox Covers Iraq War Anniversary The Least Of The Three Major Cable News Networks



Did anyone really think that all those sad and pathetic wingnut sheep would want to talk about something they were so ignorant about? Come on man, that's why they're called teabaggers!
That lying Ditz is still the country's number one liar!

And I called it years ago in her very first month in office.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

"It's good to get away from Congress"

No shit, Mr. President.
Is that asshole really that ignorant?
"Ronald Reagan cured double-digit unemployment by cutting spending and reducing the federal debt"


I understand that Cruz's family may have not jumped the fence yet when Reagan was president, but damn man, read some historical data and learn some fucking facts! That idiot is dead wrong on all three things he said.

'Double-digit unemployment' didn't happen until Reagan's 20th month in office - when we had 10 consecutive months of double-digit unemployment, federal spending skyrocketed under his administration and he tripled the nation's debt!

Finding out the truth - knowing your facts, is very easy to do if you care about it. Of course, if your constituents are a bunch of fools too dumb to know, or too hateful to care, it doesn't matter that you're a pathological liar.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

"It's on: Rand and Rubio jockey for spotlight"
Senate Freshman Orientation
Hey Hector, you got some papers?
Little 'Kentucky Ayn' Rand Paul will show that young, and still a little wet, first generation, little Cuban boy how things are going to be.
The Bush/Neocon War 10 Years Later "The war in Iraq was launched March 20, 2003, in Baghdad and unexpectedly stretched on for 106 months, just short of nine years. During that time, 1,111,610 Americans served there for a total of 2,337,197 deployments, with some serving two or more times.

Four thousand, four hundred and eighty-eight of them came home in flag-draped coffins, including 110 women, according to Defense Department data. Thirty-two thousand, two hundred and twenty-one were brought home with serious combat wounds ranging from concussions to multiple limb amputations. Two hundred and thirty-five took their own lives while deployed."
BREAKING! Limbaugh Arrested Again!

SHOCK: 645 oxycodone pills found during body cavity search...

Monday, March 18, 2013

What a coincidence
Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni as Satan in the TV mini-series "The Bible."Does Satan look like Obama in History Channel miniseries?
Pigboy embarrasses himself again

"Limbaugh Claims Labor Nominee Perez Handled Case Resolved Four Months Before His Arrival At DOJ"


What a fucking clown. It must be nice to have an audience of such stupid sheep who fall for anything.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

I love the smell of napalm

On Fox News Sunday

'If I did run for office and win, I'd serve out my term.'

Friday, March 15, 2013

Obama is just killing us!
A whole lot of 'change'

Rising stocks yield 300,000 new US millionaires

Hey Caribou Barbie, how's that 'hopey/changey thing' working out for you, skank?

Let's see, the DOW was 7,950 when Obama came into office and it sunk as low as 6,950 before the George W. Bush Great Recession ended, and today it should close some where around 14,500. That's a 109% increase in less than four years. Is that enough 'change' for you asssssssssholes?

Thursday, March 14, 2013

A genuine national hero
"Scott Prouty, the 38-year-old Florida bartender who secretly filmed Mitt Romney’s infamous “47 percent” remark..."


Scott Prouty deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for exposing Mitt Romney for what he truly is. If this country would have been stupid enough to elect another bankrupting, supply-side, phony-conservative Republican idiot we would have been totally screwed. 

Seriously, Obama should give him the award.  Not only does Prouty deserve it, but it would be a wonderful sharp stick in the eye of all the punkass teabagging wingnut America-haters. Thank you, Mr. Prouty!
'God' has already spoken


West On Return To Congress: 'God Determines That'

The outrageous cost of Bush's War

'Iraq war costs U.S. more than $2 trillion'

And Jeb Bush comically states that 'history will be kind' to his war criminal, bankrupting, brother. Dream on, numbnuts. The real cost of the Bush/Cheney war will be "$6 trillion" when all is said and done.  Not to mention the 4,500 Americans killed and the 32,000 needlessly wounded.
That's why they're called Teabaggers

Unmarried People Should Be Denied Birth Control And Punished For Having Sex

Isn't it funny how the American Taliban - better known as 'teabaggers' - pretend to be for less government when they actually want the government to intrude on people's lives? That's why every teabagger you know is a phony-conservative, hypocritical, weak-minded little lamb.
Obama opposed 'Citizens United'
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney pointed out Monday that OFA, as a 501(c)4 nonprofit political group, is a "separate organization," not run by the White House.
Do they think that Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson and other billionaires who tried to buy the last election can contribute as much as they want but Democratic donors have limits?   Citizens United is a right wing law given to us by the five fascists on the Supreme Court so the teabagging wackos ought to shut the fuck up.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Boy, she hit that nail right on the head!

Occidental Professor Heldman On Her Fox Appearance: "I Have Never Met" People "So Upset That The Economy Is Rebounding"

It truly is disgusting how teabaggers have rooted against our nation's recovery. But that's just how despicable the America-haters are.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Doing what they do best
Paul Ryan Health Care
Paul Ryan's Budget Would Destroy 2 Million Jobs In Single Year

The Republicans' economic policies gave us the worst economy since the Great Depression so now they want to finish the job of destroying our country.
Yeah, is he selling missiles to al-Qaeda?

Oliver North: Obama Has Abandoned War on Terror


That fucking traitor should have been executed long ago.
What happened to our surplus?

"How Americans were swindled by the hidden cost of the Iraq war"

That's what happens when our nation is filled with scared little sheep that were too dumb and too weak to realize.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
Afghanistan Insider Attack Leaves 2 U.S. Soldiers Dead
Dozen US Troops Shot in Firefight on Joint Afghan Base

We're idiots.  And, do you know what's really pathetic about this attack today?  I went to 'Google News' for the story and it's not even on their front page. 

Sunday, March 10, 2013

We're all over it here in Michigan
LANSING, Mich. (AP) — A Republican Michigan lawmaker is seeking to crack down on welfare abuse by ensuring the state isn't giving out food assistance to dead people.
Dear Lyin' Ryan, the election is over...you got your ass kicked!
Poor little liar, appears on FNS and acts like the same shit he's still spewing, is what Americans want. We tried Paul Ryan's and the Republican's way of governing. The results will always be known as the, George W. Bush Great Recession.

Friday, March 08, 2013

Since the George W. Bush Great Recession

...The unemployment rate fell to 7.7 percent, its lowest since December 2008.

It's been tough getting rid of that rightwing stink.

Why are they so sad?

...Because the haters' hopes and prayers have gone unanswered.
Wingnuts are once again embarrassed that Barack Obama is doing his jobSulaiman-Abu-Gaith-hmed-1p
"A top Al Qaeda spokesman, who is the son-in-law of Usama bin Laden, will appear in a NY court today, as top GOP lawmakers slam White House's decision to charge him in US as a 'sneaky' action carried out against Congress' will."

We will hear the whining from the teabagging wingnuts but you have to realize they are just embarrased by their incompetence at fighting the real 'war on terror' the way Barack Obama has been.

They can't cheer, so they will whine.  By the way, how's that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed trial going?
Wow, do you remember that little punk?
James O'Keefe via screengrab
"O’Keefe agrees to pay $100,000 to unjustly fired former ACORN employee"


I wonder if that one dead guy...Dick Breitbart..or something like that, will have to pay his share, too.

Thursday, March 07, 2013

No dumbasses, you'd walk into the cafe and arrest them
Really? I think one thing Barack Obama has learned well over his first four years is that you ignore the ignorant, inconsequential little teabaggers that somehow got elected.

Look dumbasses, if a man is sitting in a cafe in the U.S., it's not the same as sitting in a cafe in South Waziristan and if you're too stupid to know the difference, or if you're just being a bush-league little asshole trying to act tough in front of your fellow teabaggers, just shut the fuck up because the other 85% 92% of us are really tired of listening to your petty nonsense.

Addendum: McNasty weighs in; "If Mr. Paul wants to be taken seriously he needs to do more than pull political stunts that fire up impressionable libertarian kids."

You know they're embarrassed by those pathetic ass-clowns when McNasty calls them out.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Obama invites GOP senators to dinner ...That picture will chafe some asses! LMFAO!
Fox News' owner not as rich as he says?
Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal
I guess the lying and the sandbagging starts at the top and goes all the way down over there at Fox.

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Moron III

"Jeb Bush Disagrees With His Own Book Hours After It’s Published"

“We wrote this book last year, not this year”
We're on the same time-line

'Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she’s got at least two years left'

She has 20 years on me...I'm just lazier.

Monday, March 04, 2013

That's not already a crime?
Bipartisan breakthrough: Senators strike deal on gun sales
The bill would make it a federal crime to buy a gun for someone who isn't legally allowed to own one.
Damn, you would think that would already be a crime, wouldn't you?
No shit...

Cuts May Hit Poor Harder Than Most
It's really tough out there

Record number of billionaires make Forbes 2013 list

The result of turning the country over to a commie.

....assssholllless...

Sunday, March 03, 2013

That drunken fool can't count either!
If it's Sunday...

"I've been in this House for 20-22 years now and every President has kicked this can down the road."


John Boehner showed his ignorance on Meet the Press this morning with that statement. Let's not allow blatant lies from these wingnut liars when it come to recent history. Twelve years ago when Bill Clinton handed off to George W. Bush and the Republican controlled Congress we not only had a $200 billion budget surplus, we were projected to have accumulated surpluses over the following ten years of $5.6 TRILLION!

Now Boehner, you bankrupting assholes from the Right don't get to write your own history. From Ronald Reagan on, you've fucked this country royally.

*That 'quote' from Boehner is not verbatim.
Roberts called out on ignorance


Geez, you'd think he'd have enough staff to help him from making such a fool of himself.

Friday, March 01, 2013

He's a traitor who should have been executed
Israelis protest in front of the US embassy in the coastal city of Tel Aviv on June 19, 2011 to call for the release of Jonathan Pollard. (AFP)
Israel wants their spy back

The unfortunate reality is that Obama will fold and release that ugly snake so he can prove that he's a friend of Israel.