.. John .. wake up. We're about to go on ...
That's not news
"Simply put, the United States economy has grown faster, on average, under Democratic presidents than under Republicans. The stark contrast between the whiz-bang Clinton years and the dreary Bush years is familiar because it is so recent. But while it is extreme, it is not atypical."[You know that's true. You've read it here before.]
Get over it, Bitch!
'Obama is saying bad things about Johnny'
"I'm offended by Barack Obama saying that about my husband," said McCain's wife Cindy. When asked if Obama went too far in his criticism of McCain, Cindy responded, "I do. I do. I really do."[Some one needs to remind that spoiled little bitch that we're not her Mexican hired help. Your husband's best buddy said Johnny had an illegitimate black baby and you got over that. Go take your oxycontin, you'll feel better.]
Let the Iraqis pay for their own security!
“The United States is spending more money than ever on private security contractors in Iraq as thousands of troops return home amid steady declines in insurgent attacks.” Over $1.2 billion will have been spent this year on “contractors, who protect diplomats, civilian facilities and supply convoys.” (original source-TP)[Once again, failed 'conservative' leadership]
Rudy needs a toothpick
'In an appearance on Morning Joe, Rudy Giuliani tried to stir a fake controversy over former President Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention. “Are they gonna have him on in prime-time?” Giuliani asked, “or are they gonna do to him what they did to Governor Warner and stick him in two slots earlier.” (Clinton spoke at 9 pm ET.) MSNBC analyst David Shuster immediately shot back: “Yeah right, as opposed to sticking him on the first night of the convention like what the Republicans are doing with George W. Bush and Vice President Cheney?”'[He has some fucking crow stuck between his teeth.]
Let's have a pity party
Defense attorneys filed 95 letters in court Wednesday as part of a bid to get Jack Abramoff out of prison early. In prison, Abramoff has focused on studying Judaism and helping fellow inmates, friends said. In 2006, Abramoff began serving nearly six years for a fraudulent Florida casino deal. On top of that, he faces about 11 years in prison when he is sentenced on corruption charges next week in Washington. [Poor Jack. Another 11 after four more? He should know a lot of Judaism by then.]Beholden
... George, your time is almost done. You've been wonderful to us - oil is up 600%. You took out Saddam for us and gave us a pass on 9/11. As I promised, George ... you will be taken care of. You have your little place in Paraguay ... I will handle the rest. And please, tell Senator McCain I look forward to our new partnership.Jimmy Carter always tells the truth
McCain 'milking' POW time
Former President Jimmy Carter tells USA TODAY in a Newsmaker interview in Denver that Republican presidential candidate John McCain is "milking every possible drop of advantage" from his time served as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. While Carter calls McCain a "distinguished Naval officer," he says the Arizona senator, during a recent interview with Rick Warren at the Saddlebrook Church, weaved in his Vietnam prison camp experience "no matter what the question was."
[Jimmy Carter shits more integrity daily than John McCain ever had!]
Say 'uncle' on that one, assholes!
Even WorldNutDaily says it ain't so
WorldNetDaily.com, the right-wing website for which Jerome Corsi works as a staff reporter, decided to look into a claim made by Corsi and made repeatedly in right-wing blogs and on talk radio -- that the campaign of Sen. Barack Obama "has a false, fake birth certificate posted on their website" -- and reported that it was false. In an August 23 article, WND reported that "FactChecker.org [sic] says it obtained Obama's actual birth certificate and that the document was indeed real," and added, "A separate WND investigation into Obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts also found the document to be authentic."
[World Net Daily just admitted one its writers lied but they do not have a shred of integrity if they don't fire him.]
Fucking brutal!
Mexican authorities found 12 decapitated bodies on the Yucatan Peninsula Thursday, but have yet to find the heads, AFP reported. Photos of the crime scene showed 11 headless corpses stacked on top of one another in a field outside the city of Merida, the capital of Yucatan state. Some of the bodies had tattoos and were jumbled amid blankets and tarps. One was completely naked, while the others wore denim clothing, AFP reported. A twelfth body was found in a town called Buctzotz, 45 miles northeast of Merida. It appeared to be the largest single group of beheadings in recent years in Mexico.Tread lightly
BATUMI, Georgia (AP) - A U.S. military ship loaded with aid docked at a southern Georgian port Wednesday, and Russia sent three missile boats to another Georgian port as the standoff escalated over a nation devastated by war with Russia.[Them fucking Georgians don't need blankets and Care packages from us! We love to agitate.]
What Obama actually said
"I mean, think about it. Iran, Cuba, Venezuela - these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don't pose a serious threat to us the way the Soviet Union posed a threat to us."
[Iran is 'tiny' compared to the Soviet Union. Did any of you fact-challenged, unprinicpled, lying little punkass wingnuts want to dispute the accuracy of that statement? I didn't think so.]
Don't bet on it
Upon learning of Sen. Barack Obama’s (D-IL) selection of Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) as his running mate, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said that Biden “is obviously a very fine statesman,” and called him a “true, true patriot.” In yesterday’s White House press conference, Assistant Press Secretary Tony Fratto was asked if President Bush agreed with Rice’s assessment. Fratto demurred but said Rice, herself, would be voting for Sen. John McCain.
They both struck-out long ago
'Bush "came into office on third base, and then he stole second...And John McCain cheered him every step of the way." - Buckeye Gov. Ted Strickland
Whew! They'd be in big trouble!
LAUREL, Miss. (AP) - Federal officials say nearly 600 suspected illegal immigrants were detained in a raid on a manufacturing plant in southern Mississippi, making it the largest such sweep in the country. A spokeswoman says more than 100 of those caught up in Monday's raid on Howard Industries were released based on humanitarian concerns, mostly because they have children.
[Under my illegal immigrant policy, the corporate officers of this company would be fined $6 million and spend 600 years in prison. Yep, $10,000 and 1 year in prison for every illegal you hire. We wouldn't have an illegal immigrant problem if they implemented my plan.]
Old 'friends'
... This little gook bastard used to smash me in the balls ... little fucker kicked two of my teeth out! .. I told him everything he wanted to hear and the little scumbag still beat on me!
... I ought break his little fucking neck, my friends ..arrgghh ..
McCain Campaign Ad; 'Should we elect the most inexperienced President in our lifetimes'?
[No, you did that in 2000 assholes! And all of you same dumbasses who voted for George W. Bush in 2000 have absolutely no credibility, and no argument, on the subject of 'experience'. None!]
The Limbaugh Award
Introducing the 'Peppy Pork Princess'
Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 78th presentation of the 'world renown' Limbaugh Award.
Did you know Fox News' Gretchen Carlson was a former Miss America?
When Jimmy Carter courageously stood up this past week and called John McCain out on his out-of-control and piteous 'milking' of his POW story, Gretchen Carlson, another hugely overrated former 'beauty queen', came to McGrampy's defense and laughingly stated;
"On its face, it's an amazing statement, but it's also amazing when you start to analyze it because most people would say that John McCain hasn't talked enough about his POW experience, and the first time that he really did start sharing some personal moments about that, which were very tough for him to do, was during the Saddleback forum with Rick Warren a few weeks ago."
Come on! And Fox pays her stupid ass to read the news?
John McCain has milked that POW story from their very moment he got off that plane at Bethesda. From snatching the Beer Queen to getting elected to the Senate, McCain has worn that tired-ass story out!
Carlson, who, believe it or not, was Miss America in 1989, (damn, must've been a bad year) did not get her job based on competence, of course - this is Fox News. But nobody is that fucking clueless and she has to know she's lying.
But ladies and gentlemen, as hard as some of the committee members fought to select Miss America 1989, Gretchen Carlson, the majority of the votes for this week's Limbaugh Award - goes to another former 'beauty queen' - it's none other than, the former 'Miss Wasilla', and current Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin.
Sarah 'Pretty Peppy Princess' Palin didn't waste much time Friday showing why she's a certified Republican when, with a straight face, and a mere 5 minutes and 40 seconds after being introduced to the American people, she declared, "In fact, I told Congress, thanks, but no thanks, on that 'Bridge to Nowhere'."
No, not true, she did not say 'no thanks'. Here's what she did say;
'We need to come to the defense of Southeast Alaska when proposals are on the table like the bridge and not allow the spinmeisters to turn this project or any other into something that’s so negative'.Pretty Peppy Pork Princess Palin was actually full-faced and head first into the trough of federal pork projects from U.S taxpayers to build that stupid bridge to nowhere. It was the Democrats in Congress who killed that pork project. You do remember that it was the Democratic controlled 110th Congress who cut pork-barrel spending from $71 billion down to just $17 billion, right?
Yeah, some of you remember, some of you are trying hard to forget, but the facts are clear, Pork Princess Palin or any other Republican for that matter, ever cut pork. That was the Democrats! Those are facts!
Ladies and gentlemen, is the Pork Princess another simple-minded 'social' conservative who doesn't realize people actually record what you say, or is she just another clear example of what makes a person a Republican - e.g., Bush/McCain mold - in the first place? I mean, come on, she's a lifetime member of the NRA, and that's like the same as MENSA, right? She shouldn't be that confused!
No, Pretty Peppy Pork Princess Palin, is just another liar. She is a Republican.
She is also #78. Congratulations, Princess.
Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
The Limbaugh Award
Alleged Pedophile Pigboy - Rush Limbaugh - 8/24/08
A Terrible American Liar - Sean Hannity - 8/17/08
Self-described Narcissist - John Edwards - 8/10/08
Al-Qaeda in Iraq Liar - Traitor Joe Lieberman - 8/3/08
McCain Campaign Operative - Katie Couric - 7/27/08
Stupid Hillbilly Bitch - Libby Dole R-N.C. - 7/20/08
Lyin' Lil' Bush - John McCain - 7/13/08
Fox Assholes & Friends - Doocey and Kilmeade -7/5/08*
Fear-Mongering Buckeye Fan - Hugh Hewitt - 6/29/08
A Terrible American - Sean Hannity - 6/22/08
Tim Russert Memorial Truce Week - 6/15/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 6/7/08*
Troop Level Idiot - John 'Lil' Bush' McCain - 6/1/08
Sub 10th Grade Debate Loser - Rush Limbaugh - 5/25/08
Scared Little Man - George W. Bush - 5/18/08
Sugar Momma Beer Queen - Cindy McCain - 5/11/08
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/4/08
Nazi Running for Congress - Tony Zirkle, R-IN - 4/27/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 4/20/08
Lying Dickhead VP - Dick Cheney - 4/13/08
McCain's Chief Lobbyist - Charlie Black - 4/6/08
Neo-Nazi Supporter - Sean Hannity - 3/30/08
Shiite for a Brain - John McCain - 3/23/08
Client #9 - Governor Eliot Spitzer - 3/15/08*
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 3/9/08
Lying Redneck Rep - Jack Kingston R-GA - 3/2/08
Lying Little Twirp - Tucker Carlson - 2/24/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/17/08
Bye Week - 2/10/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/3/08
935 of them - Bush & the Gang of 7 - 1/27/08
Fox News Co-Liars - Hannity & O'Reilly - 1/20/08
Sheep's Favorite Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 1/13/08
Longtime Lobbyist - Trent Lott - 1/6/08
2007 Co-Champions - Dick Bush - 12/30/07
Lying Piece of - Mitt Romney - 12/23/07
Psycho Pervert - Michael Savage - 12/16/07
Sheepherder-in-Chief - George W. Bush - 12/9/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07 **
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07 **
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07
