Friday, April 29, 2016

It's on Wetbacks!

"Hundreds of Mexican flag-waving demonstrators"

Nice move just added another 100,000 Trump voters.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Shameless Motherfuckers!

House Democrats Push Back On Obama Plan To Cut Drug Prices

So House Democrats led by Pelosi are now defending drug companies over their price gouging? Greedy bastards!

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Dumbfucks just don't get it

"The NY Times is absolutely right — she’s a bigger hawk than the Republicans"

The article is from Salon and it warns Democrats that they should fear Hillary because she's far more hawkish then they think.  No shit Sherlock; it's one of the only positive things we can possibly hope for.

Hopefully Hillary - if elected - will be as moderate as the Big Dog was.  She's not going to win the general election pandering to BLM punks and queers.

That's supposed to help?

Ugly Ted goes with Ugly Carly
Ol' Ugly Ted picked the ugly, obnoxious female version of himself to be his running mate. It won't help him. She makes Americans wince almost as much as the wetback.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

...And that's an NBC poll

Trump Reaches 50 Percent Support Nationally for the First Time

People all over the world are shitting their pants. LMFAO!!

Britain is fucked!

Obama held a townhall in London...
Britain is fucked and so are we unless we do something about sleazebag minority and Muslim immigrants before it's too late.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Just shut the fuck up

"Obama says 'deeply concerned' about surge in Syria violence"

How about we just stay the hell out of it? Muslims killing Muslims in Syria has absolutely fucking nothing to do with our national security. Try worrying about our country over your last nine months.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

That's easy, just reject their asses!

"One million people are expected to apply for naturalization in 2016 — some because of Trump"

Fucking lowlife scumbags!  Get the fuck out of my country!  Yeah that's right, 'my' country.  My relatives came here before it was a country and they didn't come for its fucking welfare program!  And if you don't like that, fuck you!

Thursday, April 21, 2016

That's not rap, that was music!

Prince and Cee Lo "Crazy" Live in NYC

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Old Hickory would've just shot her

"Move Over, Andrew Jackson. Harriet Tubman Is Coming to the $20 Bill."

Does everybody feel better now? Give yourselves a hug.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Ugly Ted takes a Yankee ass whupping

New York is a hard sell for an obnoxious Cuban wetback from Texas.

(Trump is well on the way to 1,236 delegates....I love the smell of that tear gas in Cleveland)

Geez, what a surprise

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Donald Trump

There's some earth shattering news. Who the fuck cares what Giuliani thinks?

They don't need any...

'Corruption In Full Force': Voter Claims No GOP Ballots In Harlem...

Well, I heard they needed three.

Monday, April 18, 2016

High lead levels found at Grosse Pointe schools

That must be a misprint. Our white, racist governor would never allow that to happen in Grosse Pointe.

Sunday, April 17, 2016

I still want to nuke Mecca really bad

How US covered up Saudi role in 9/11
''Bandar Bush', you wrote them a $130,000 check?'
Obama is going to Saudi Arabia this week and he needs to tell those ugly, pointy-nosed, double-talking motherfuckers that the gig is up. It's an historic shame that we've let those fucking scumbags slide for 14+ years and they need to pay dearly. I can only wish Obama had the balls.

"After he met on Sept. 13, 2001, with President Bush in the White House, where the two old family friends shared cigars on the Truman Balcony, the FBI evacuated dozens of Saudi officials from multiple cities, including at least one Osama bin Laden family member on the terror watch list. Instead of interrogating the Saudis, FBI agents acted as security escorts for them, even though it was known at the time that 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi citizens."

Nuke those devil worshipping motherfuckers!

Friday, April 15, 2016

Nah...we didn't

Jill Biden: 'America missed an opportunity' when Joe didn't run for president

Joe Biden has been around since the 70's and he needs to go away. The thought of listening to him for four years is almost as unbearable as the thought of listening to that fucking obnoxious Bernie Sanders.

Monday, April 11, 2016

How's the Teabagger movement going?


Trump beats Cruz by 30% in VA district -- but Cruz gets the dels...

Voters burn registrations in protest...

North Carolina's Republican Party has declared war on itself

How the Republican Party and Movement Conservatives Are Victims of Their Own Success

I love the smell of napalm...

Yeah because they owned your asses...

It's okay not to apologize for Hiroshima, says Chinese state media

We DON'T apologize.

Disintegrate Mecca!

That should have been done around the end of 2001 when we realized the Saudis were deeply involved in 9/11. I'd flatten that fucking place and tell Muslims throughout the world that they'd better get control of groups like ISIL and al-Qaeda and stop terrorizing the West or there will be massive holes just like that all over the Middle East.

Saturday, April 09, 2016

Negros have bad memories

Black Americans Supported the 1994 Crime Bill

“While we do not agree with every provision in the crime bill, we do believe and emphatically support the bill’s goal to save our communities, and most importantly, our children.” A group of 10 black city mayors also supported the bill.

I remember very well the Negro community whining that government wasn't doing enough to protect their neighborhoods from rampant crime from crack cocaine. Kids were getting murdered for their Air Jordans and they wanted someone to do something.   Bill Clinton did something.  You got what you wanted so stop whining!

Friday, April 08, 2016

We're supposed to be upset by that?

"But welfare rolls have declined roughly 70 percent, from a peak of 14.2 million in 1994 to 4.2 million today."

Twenty-two million jobs were created during Bill Clinton's eight years in office and he doesn't have to apologize for booting off free-loaders who didn't make it has rappers or professional basketball players.

Get an education, get a job and shut the fuck up. I'm not an ATM machine.

Thursday, April 07, 2016

Forget it Big Dog, they don't matter

'Bill Clinton spars with Black Lives Matter punks'

Fuck the 'black lives matter' punks. They are by far the most insignificant bunch of whiny assholes to come around in a long time and they're so angry because they know it.

We've done that for the last 50 years!

'I'd apologize for slavery and make reparations by investing in low-income communities'

I'd promise them something; work and study hard and don't reproduce if you can't afford it, get a job and maybe you will be somebody. Maybe you won't.

'Reparations' have been paid many times over. That meal ticket is done.

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

And she's kinda hot...

Listen, this is a fickle business. What if they called me and fired me tomorrow? I have to keep my options open.

Fox News won’t do that.

 One never knows. Everything is rolling along fine, and then you call Huckabee “Fuckabee” and you’re gone.

Is that what we bailed them out for?

Ford confirms $1.6 billion plant in Mexico

And they can't figure out why people support Donald Trump.

Saturday, April 02, 2016

That was a 10 year 'projected surplus' and it was when Bill Clinton left

 "When I left Washington, we had a $5 trillion surplus."

I don't know when Kasich left Congress - he's so fucking irrelevant - but I do know very well the $5 trillion projected surplus he often tries to take credit for. I've written about that here many times. Just before BILL CLINTON left office - "In January 2001, CBO's baseline projections showed a cumulative surplus of $5.6 trillion for the 2002–2011 period" - but guess what the fuck happened? BILL CLINTON left office and George W. Bush and the REPUBLICAN controlled congress took over and in eight short years turned that $5.6 trillion projected SURPLUS into an almost $13 trillion actual DEFICIT!

The Gomer Pyle routine Kasich has been doing is getting old.  And it's a bunch of bullshit.  Just like calling Republicans 'conservative' is.

We interrupt this program....

Senior Al-Shabaab leader Hassan Ali Dhoore 'killed' in US drone strike in Somalia

All right, you can go back to watching the Kardashians. We got this.