Monday, February 23, 2015

Giuliani is right and fortunately, Barack Obama wasn't 'brought up' like him

"America's Mayor"?   First of all, that ugly motherfucker is not and has never been my mayor. What did that punk do after 9/11 but walk around and talk a bunch of shit? It's like Bush with that fucking bullhorn; big deal.

Barack Obama wasn't 'brought up' like Rudy Giuliani. You see, Obama was raised by his grandfather who was a proud World War II veteran. Rudy on the other hand, was raised by his father who, just like Rudy's five uncles, managed to use their criminal pasts to dodge and avoid serving in World War II. And Rudy himself, the great patriot who loves America so much, had six deferments to avoid serving our country when it was his turn. And that's who wingnuts look up to?

Rudy Giuliani is the one who wasn't 'brought up' like me. If we had all been brought up like that punk Rudy, we'd all be speaking German right now.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

The third time would not be a charm

Jeb Bush's 'Big Tent' Welcomes Iraq War Screw-Ups

By the way, Jeb; it was your brother who fucked up Iraq not Barack Obama. Obama won by 10 million votes with the promise of getting the hell out of Iraq and that's exactly what he did.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

47% of Americans either have amnesia or simply no cares or skin in the game

Send in ours since theirs won't fight
In November, just 43% supported deploying ground troops, while 55% of Americans opposed it; now the number in support has ticked up to 47%.
Do you know how the governments of Egypt and Jordan are suddenly now reacting to ISIS? Well, I heard an interesting statistic this morning; there are still more Jordanians and Egyptians supporting ISIS than who support their own governments. Especially in Egypt.

It's easy to sit in front of your TV and holler, 'let's go get those motherfuckers'! Personally, I'm just glad we have executive leadership that's a little more subtle and realizes Muslims have to fight their own battles. Let's hope that leadership can hold up against a bunch of armchair commandos with short memories and no skin in the game.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Wake Me Up

Got It Wrong

Don't Speak


You Were Meant For Me

Counting Stars

Don't You Worry Child

Get Lucky

Friday, February 13, 2015

Vietnam Redux - We Can't Retreat

We have 300 Marines 'advising' the Iraqi army nine miles away from where ISIL has now taken control. Boy, haven't we all seen this movie before? Send in 'advisors', they get involved in danger and we send in the troops.

Three hundred Marines could kick the shit out ISIL, but Americans will once again be dying for an unworthy cause. We can't retreat so unfortunately, you know what's coming.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

At least one of them has a little integrity

Keystone XL Pipeline Project Vote: Oil And Gas Industry Gave $45K Each To Congressman Who Voted 'Yes'
On average, House members who voted for Keystone received about 13 times the amount of campaign contributions, $45,218, from the oil and gas industry than did their colleagues who voted against it.  That's ok, Keystone is not going anywhere.
There was one Republican who voted 'no' and I was pleasantly surprised to read that it was Justin Amash of Michigan. Mr. Amash rightly points out the disgusting cronyism of the other 260 Republicans who shamelessly bow to the fascists Koch brothers.

Thanks Mr. Amash. At least one of you scumbags aren't on the take.

The Right has a strategy for ISIL

I was watching CNN yesterday and Wolf Blitzer had the rightwing's go-to guy on foreign policy, Lindsey Graham on and after hearing Graham whine about Obama not having a strategy Blitzer asked him what would he do.  And I'm not shitting you (transcript here) Graham replied, "Well, the first thing you do is that you train the Iraqi army, the Kurds".

Really asshole?  You fucking dumbasses already wasted $100 billion 'training the Iraqi army' and how did that work out for us?  When ISIL invaded that Iraqi army you trained dropped the weapons you bought them and ran away.

If you supported the invasion and nine-year occupation of Iraq you should be disqualified from being part of the debate now.  You're idiots, so shut up.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Why apologize - he's absolutely right

Zach Braff apologizes after 'racist' tweet comparing Pharrell's Grammy outfit to the flying monkey in The Wizard of Oz

When I saw Pharrell dressed like that at the Grammys I thought the exact same thing; he looks like one of those damn monkeys on the Wizard of Oz. If it quacks like a fucking duck - get over it and quit whining, assholes. 

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Obama kills one that Bush let go

ISIS Recruiter, Former Guantanamo Bay Prisoner And Taliban Member, Killed In Afghanistan Drone Strike

He violated his parole.

He didn't say 'drown' and he's talking about Republicans, not 'conservatism'

"Obama Hints Immigration Will Drown Conservatism..."

That's a headline link over at Drudge to a story on the Daily Caller. I guess the word 'drown' was used to fire up the America-haters because Obama didn't say it. And he is talking about rightwing Republicans and not conservatism. Republicans - the Party of Debt - are not 'conservative'.

That's not your call wetback

Cruz Not Ruling Out Deploying U.S. Troops Against ISIS

He's 'not ruling out' deploying troops? Fuck you, asshole. Win 70 million votes and you can make that call.

Friday, February 06, 2015

The Great Economic News You Won't See On Fox News And Other Hate Sites

U.S. added 257K jobs in January
"The November through January stretch qualifies as the nation’s best three-month stretch of jobs growth in 17 years. ...For 12 months in a row, the nation has added at least 200,000 jobs, a period of consistency unmatched since 1994-95."
What say you, haters? ...The phony conservatives are way too predictable.

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Jordanians are really, really mad now

Did you hear ISIL killed a hostage? Jordanians just caught the news that ISIL isn't a very nice group. You see, it was just a week ago that even the father and the brother of the barbecued Jordanian pilot said, 'it's not our war'. Really assholes? The last time I looked at a map you were right next door to both Iraq and Syria.

Jordanians were shocked that ISIL would do that to another Muslim. Wake up, motherfuckers. Fight or die. It is YOUR fight. Maybe you will realize that right after they rape and enslave your daughters and just before they cut your fucking chickenshit heads off.

This isn't 'our' war. We're tired of paying the bill for punks who won't fight for themselves. Sunnis killing Shiites, Shiites killing Sunnis - that isn't anything to me but good television. I say let ISIL take over the whole middle east. That way we won't have to be selective in our bombing campaign. Gather in.

I don't know about you but I'd be...

What would you think if Russia began arming Mexico?

Careful? Hesitant? After all; the teabaggers' new BFF is a certified nut job.

Sunday, February 01, 2015

Deflate that, smartasses!

Brady and the Patriots shut them all up!
Nice call on the 1/2 yard line, Carroll. You're a fucking genius!

All you Tom Brady and Belichick haters can kiss their asses! And their four Super Bowl rings.