Saturday, October 25, 2014

Can you even imagine... fucked up things will be if the Chickenshit Party gains control of Congress again?


Do you know how to scare a Teabagger? Walk up to them and go, BOO!

Friday, October 24, 2014

Damn, the first consistent Teabagger

Birther sheriff declares Canada-born Sen. Ted Cruz ineligible to run for president

I've never heard of sheriff Richard Mack but he does point out a major dilemma for all the teabaggers who support the foreign-born, Cuban-Boy, Ted Cruz, for president. He's not eligible to run for president. He wasn't born in the United States.

If all the whiny birthers who said Obama was ineligible because he wasn't born here - even after he embarrassed all their stupid asses and proved he was - then they certainly can't support a fucking half-Cuban who wasn't. That would just prove what I've said all along. I can't wait to rub in their faces.

It's "extraordinary" only to a fucking Nazi - maybe

"Notably, the document discloses that emails between Attorney General Holder and his wife Sharon Malone – as well as his mother – are being withheld under an extraordinary claim of executive privilege..."
Really Teabaggers? Do you phony-conservative assholes want copies of emails to wives and mothers now? The only thing 'extraordinary' is just how fucking low you hateful bastards can crawl.

Sandbagging chickenshit punks

ISIS Hit Hard, but Iraq Offensive Could Be Year Away
The combination of American airstrikes and Iraqi and Kurdish military operations are beginning to undermine ISIS’s confidence on the battlefield but an Iraqi offensive to take back territory is a long way off, U.S. military officials believe. ...It could be as long as a year before Iraq’s military is capable of launching a major offensive...
Take your fucking time. I think the Iraqis are hoping the Republicans take control of the U.S. Senate so that the Teabaggers can send somebody else's son back to Iraq to die for them.

Oh yeah, about the ISIL black flag

How are those airstrikes working out, Teabaggers?

Thursday, October 23, 2014

She doesn't work for the Department of Asian Relations in San Francisco

I had a tour guide like that one time. ...Great time.

No fucking shit, dumbass!

"Justice Department Condemns Leaks In Michael Brown Case As Attempt To 'Influence Public''

Well no shit they need to 'influence' the stupid motherfuckers so they don't burn down their own neighborhoods. How about trying to handle the cold, hard facts? Fuck the Justice Department! And find some new fucking heroes.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

What time is it?

There have been a couple of 'lone wolf' attacks from Muslims in Canada in the last couple of days. I wouldn't want to be a Muslim in this country if that starts happening here.  Canadians need to take care of their problem.  Just saying.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Monday, October 20, 2014

People should be shamed and called out for how they voted in 2008

"McCain Will Push For Ground Troops In Iraq, Syria If GOP Wins The Senate"

This country will never know how lucky we are that that fucking nutcase didn't get elected. Democrats like Lundergan-Grimes are fools to run away from their votes for Obama. McConnell should have to answer to Kentuckians why he would jeopardize our country by voting for someone so mentally deranged as John McCain. Votes for for Obama in 2008 and 2014 were very easy choices.

And by the way, Republicans will not get 60 Senate seats and if there is anything Republicans have taught us, you can't do shit in the Senate if you don't have 60 votes.

A little perspective

h/t Crooks and Liars

Ah great

Puppy-sized spider surprises scientist in rainforest
Might as well throw some huge, ugly spiders into it all.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Sure, let's pass the hat

'They are left with nothing':
Devastated girlfriend of Ebola patient zero Thomas Eric Duncan to be released from quarantine

I probably shouldn't write what I really think.

You have to some brass balls...

"Swastika Graffiti on Temple Mount..."

...To spray that shit in that neighborhood.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

You know the country's fucked...

"Gov. Rick Perry in Spotlight"

...when we have to go to that dumbass.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Could somebody please help Pigboy?

I know there are dittoheads who read 'done that' and they really ought to do the Pedophile Pigboy a big favor. Tell him to either watch the Colbert Report or read 'done that' so he doesn't spend 20 minutes ranting on about something he's totally ignorant about. He did come back after break and embarrassingly have to admit that he found out that Drudge had made him look like a Oxycontin -addicted idiot again.

But they said airstrikes wouldn't work

"Islamic State militants have been almost entirely driven out of the Syrian city of Kobane ....As recently as Monday it looked as if the fall of Kobane was imminent ...but with the help of the most intense U.S. and Arab bombing raids of the anti-ISIS campaign so far, the Kurdish forces have been able to kill hundreds of militants over the past two days and force those remaining back into the outskirts of the town."
What a surprise. Pathetic, Chickenhawk teabaggers were wrong again.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Once in a million years

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- The heavens are hosting an event this weekend that occurs once in a million years or so. A comet as hefty as a small mountain will pass mind-bogglingly close to Mars on Sunday, approaching within 87,000 miles at a speed of 126,000 mph. ...For comparison, the flyby distance of 87,000 miles is about one-third of the way from here to the moon. Siding Spring's tail could extend from Earth all the way to our moon. Its gaseous coma, the fuzzy head surrounding the nucleus, might stretch halfway to the moon.

Yeah, that happened after 2008!

Senate Avoids Blaming Bush In CIA Torture Report

Was that a mustard mushroom cloud?

Wow, did you hear the big news? They found chemical weapons in Iraq. Apparently they were found still in the boxes complete with Donald Rumsfeld's signature. ...That's right, that's not news. We sold them those chemicals.

And, I don't think you can get a mushroom cloud from mustard gas.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Damn that's a tough job

I just learned today that it was Barack Obama's job to make sure that every hospital in the U.S. have goggles and hazmat suits.  It's in the Constitution.

Hey Scumbags, where'd your flag go?


Monday, October 13, 2014

Is Fox News always like that?

As I mentioned earlier, I'm home today and doing a little channel surfing while out cleaning up my man cave. I'm a little burnt out on MSNBC complaining about transgender inequality and Don Lemon on CNN whining about his ancestors somewhere in Africa so I decided to watch a little Fox News. I never watch Fox News. Damn, do they always root against the United States?

I'm watching Stuart Varney. He talks like a fucking bloke but he must be a Muslim. He got real excited when they showed a clip of ISIS advancing. Fuck it. Maybe I'll watch a little Rachel Maddow.  At least he roots for us.

The third time could be a charm

Reminiscing about the good old days...
"The disclosure of the bunker shines a light on one of the occupation’s murkier puzzles: the fate of pallets of shrink-wrapped $100 bills which the Bush administration loaded on to Air Force C-17 transport planes in order to prop up the occupation of post-Saddam Hussein Iraq. About $12bn to $14bn was sent in the airlift and another $5bn via electronic transfer."

ISIS isn't "taking" shit!

I'm taking a vacation day today and I keep hearing these talking heads keep saying ISIS is taking all this territory in western Iraq.  They're not 'taking' anything.  It's being handed over to them by their Sunni brothers. 

Why should Americans fight and die for those motherfuckers?  Anyone?

McGoofy Wants A Rerun And A Czar

In a single day, Wingnuts' boy from 2008 calls for U.S. ground forces back to Iraq to fight for those who won't fight for themselves and a 'czar' for Ebola.

Who did you vote for again?

What the hell, we're loaded!

$5.4 billion pledged to help rebuild Gaza Strip

Sure, why not. We Americans have plenty of money to help Muslim scumbags.