Thursday, December 18, 2014

Is anyone going to call out all the fools who said sanctions wouldn't work?

Puty turns out to be more like Boo Boo
"Sometimes I think maybe it would be better for our bear to sit quietly, rather than chasing around the forest after piglets. To sit eating berries and honey instead. Maybe they will leave it in peace"
Not hardly a peep. Where's Pat Buchanan, Pigboy Limbaugh, Mitt Romney and all the other fucking wingnuts who got seriously aroused by their new manly BFF just a short while ago?  Hell, Romney was ready to send a bunch non-Mormons off to the Ukraine to kill the commie sons-of-a-bitches.

But really - are people held accountable anymore for the shit they spew or doesn't anyone give a fuck?    Not a peep. A bunch of goddamn sheep cowering in the corner!  Just like their boy Puty.

Last one out turn off the lights

...And wipe that cow shit off your boots

"Texas is in danger of a recession"

That's what those smartasses used to say to us Michiganders back in the 70's; 'last one out, turn out the lights'. I feel real sad that there's an oil glut - so much for that dire need of Keystone - and cheaper gasoline for Americans could harm Texans, Russians and Saudis. Yeah, real sad.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Folded like a cheap suit

Sony Cancels Plans To Release 'The Interview' On Christmas Day

You fold like wimps and terrorists win. I say we use our hackers and close down North Korea and China for a few weeks. We can show them what hacking is really like. Stand and fight those miserable motherfuckers.

It's about damn time!

Obama announces U.S. to restore diplomatic ties with Cuba

And to all the whiny-ass wetbacks like Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz I say fuck off. You have no problem buying all your bullshit from China so shut the fuck up about Cuba. I couldn't care less how much your wetback mommies and daddies lost. And I never have. ...It's nice having a president with some balls.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

That fucking loser is just like wingnuts

Putin Watches Russian Economy Collapse Along With His Stature

It's no wonder why the pitiful rightwing teabagging America haters like Vladimir Putin so much. He's a bankrupting loser just like they are.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Dickhead throws Gump under the bus!

I'm falling on the floor laughing watching Dick 'the country's second biggest Chickenhawk' Cheney squirm on Meet the Press over his war criminal record and throwing his boy, Gump, under the bus. Hey Dickhead, don't you have some sort of international event to attend soon? LMFAO!

How convenient, uh Teabaggers?

Senate passes spending bill, 56-40

Last time I checked there were 100 Senators. Three out of the four who didn't vote were Chambliss, Coburn and Inhofe; three big-mouthed, so-called 'conservatives' who could have stopped that bill but conveniently chose not to vote. ...How'd that landslide victory in November work out, Teabaggers?

Only a slight increase in the ability for your favorite Senator to be bought;
"The change in campaign finance regulation — which will increase the amount individuals can give to national party committees from $97,200 a year up to $777,600."

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Oh, there's a football game today?

Oh yeah, Army, Navy are playing for second place. GO AIR FORCE!

Let's all say good-bye to the loser who epitomizes the wasteful Rightwing

"A wasteful blowhard’s humiliating history"
Darryl Issa is the perfect example of what it takes to be a teabagging wingnut in America; hypocritical, wasteful, untrustworthy, full of hate and an embarrassment to any one in the country that actually knows what's going on.

Republicans in this country laughingly refer to themselves as 'conservatives', and yet the man they hold up as their idol, Ronald Reagan, was the most 'un-conservative' President in my almost 62 years on the planet.

Darryl Issa is the true face of Republicans. And it's an awfully ugly face.

Friday, December 12, 2014

She's going to kick your fucking ass and take your name, Citigroup!

Take that you sons-of bitches! I'm tired of welfare for the ghetto and fucking Wall Street!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Those were the good old days

The Inside Story Of How The CIA Actually Caught The 9/11 Mastermind, But Nearly Didn't

When I think of the capture and torture of Khalid Sheik Mohammed I always crack up about how George W. Bush in an attempt to justify torture laughingly told America that it was because of it with KSM they prevented the attack on the Library Tower in Los Angeles. Bush's big problem with that lie? The Library Tower plot was foiled in 2002 and KSM wasn't captured until March 2003.

There you go Teabaggers. I know you've never heard that hilarious, but factual, story from Fox News or Pigboy Limbaugh.

Your report was totally unnecessary

Senate report: CIA misled public on torture

Give it a rest. You got your five minutes, Feinstein.

Monday, December 08, 2014

Ah..let's throw a pity party

Big Oil hits the brakes on shale spending
Oil producers spent heavily on shale projects but $65 oil is forcing them to dial back
Geez, those poor oil companies are hurting right there along with the fucking Saudis and Vladimir Putin. Let's pass the hat - and some crying towels - and hope oil goes back up to $110 a barrel.

Sunday, December 07, 2014

We might have to kick their asses again


All those worthless Beggar States sure like the Bankruptcy Party.

Saturday, December 06, 2014

He has just killed our economy!

"With one month still to go, the total increase in payrolls of 2.65 million is already the best annual figure since the late 1990s."

And you still hear the rightwing, low-information sheep whining about having to recover from the assholes they put in charge. Check the facts and stop believing lying dumbasses, dumbasses!

Friday, December 05, 2014

Job creation hasn't been this good since...the last Democratic President

US adds 321,000 jobs in November
US employers have added at least 200,000 jobs for 10 months in a row, the longest period of jobs growth since 1995. The number of jobs created has averaged 241,000 a month this year.
Just as the Big Dog schooled the fools back in 2012, when it comes to job creation this country does a hell of a lot better with a Democrat in the White House. For you low-information Dittoheads, that's 2,651,000 new jobs in the last 11 months.

But wait, that was your wonder boy!

GOP pols accuse Petraeus of misleading committee

Geez, they're eating their own now on Benghazi. I heard those same Republicans are now going to apologize to Susan Rice. At least they should.

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

They're going to burn that bitch down!

No Charges in Eric Garner Chokehold Case for N.Y.P.D. Officer

And you know, it's getting to the point that I just might help them. Eric Garner was murdered by cops in plain view. Michael Brown was a punk and a thug and the fools in Ferguson Missouri are just fucking worthless idiots but the Staten Island police murdering Eric Garner is different and there will be hell to pay.

We have a major, major cop problem in this country. It's not a 'few bad apples'. It's a sizeable percentage of cops today who are angry, hateful, bitter and a lot of them are just simply racists looking to bust heads. It better change and it better change quick.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

While the country shops for Barbie...

US warplanes hammer ISIS stronghold in Syria

...The U.S. Air Force is fighting for your worthless asses!

Friday, November 28, 2014

...I just came up with a great idea

"The 14 Teens Killed by Cops Since Michael Brown"

"An 18-year-old was killed by police officers after opening fire on a cop with two guns..."

"Two armed robbers were killed after holding up a Dollar General Store in Columbus, Ohio..."

"A man welding a baseball bat and a kitchen knife lunged at police officers in his home in Georgia, and was fatally shot in late September.

"VonDerrit Myers Jr. was shot in the head in early October not far from where Michael Brown died two months earlier....Police say Myers charged at the policeman, they wrestled, and then he shot at least three bullets before his gun jammed."

...When you see a cop, don't shoot at him. It could be bad for your health.

But I also have another novel idea. Ferguson Missouri is a city of 21,000 people and 67% of those people are African American. The Ferguson police department has 53 officers and four of them are black. What the fuck folks? This isn't rocket surgery. The word 'cop' comes from the phrase, 'citizens on patrol'. Cops need to come from their own neighborhoods.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

I got your goddamn 'white rules' right here, motherfuckers!

Don't push your luck, motherfuckers. You won't like the results.