Monday, October 20, 2014

A little perspective

h/t Crooks and Liars

Ah great

Puppy-sized spider surprises scientist in rainforest
Might as well throw some huge, ugly spiders into it all.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Sure, let's pass the hat

'They are left with nothing':
Devastated girlfriend of Ebola patient zero Thomas Eric Duncan to be released from quarantine

I probably shouldn't write what I really think.

You have to some brass balls...

"Swastika Graffiti on Temple Mount..."

...To spray that shit in that neighborhood.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

You know the country's fucked...

"Gov. Rick Perry in Spotlight"

...when we have to go to that dumbass.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Could somebody please help Pigboy?

I know there are dittoheads who read 'done that' and they really ought to do the Pedophile Pigboy a big favor. Tell him to either watch the Colbert Report or read 'done that' so he doesn't spend 20 minutes ranting on about something he's totally ignorant about. He did come back after break and embarrassingly have to admit that he found out that Drudge had made him look like a Oxycontin -addicted idiot again.

But they said airstrikes wouldn't work

"Islamic State militants have been almost entirely driven out of the Syrian city of Kobane ....As recently as Monday it looked as if the fall of Kobane was imminent ...but with the help of the most intense U.S. and Arab bombing raids of the anti-ISIS campaign so far, the Kurdish forces have been able to kill hundreds of militants over the past two days and force those remaining back into the outskirts of the town."
What a surprise. Pathetic, Chickenhawk teabaggers were wrong again.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Once in a million years

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- The heavens are hosting an event this weekend that occurs once in a million years or so. A comet as hefty as a small mountain will pass mind-bogglingly close to Mars on Sunday, approaching within 87,000 miles at a speed of 126,000 mph. ...For comparison, the flyby distance of 87,000 miles is about one-third of the way from here to the moon. Siding Spring's tail could extend from Earth all the way to our moon. Its gaseous coma, the fuzzy head surrounding the nucleus, might stretch halfway to the moon.
Boom.

Yeah, that happened after 2008!

Senate Avoids Blaming Bush In CIA Torture Report

Was that a mustard mushroom cloud?

Wow, did you hear the big news? They found chemical weapons in Iraq. Apparently they were found still in the boxes complete with Donald Rumsfeld's signature. ...That's right, that's not news. We sold them those chemicals.

And, I don't think you can get a mushroom cloud from mustard gas.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Damn that's a tough job

I just learned today that it was Barack Obama's job to make sure that every hospital in the U.S. have goggles and hazmat suits.  It's in the Constitution.

Hey Scumbags, where'd your flag go?

GO U.S AIR FORCE. BITCHES.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Is Fox News always like that?

As I mentioned earlier, I'm home today and doing a little channel surfing while out cleaning up my man cave. I'm a little burnt out on MSNBC complaining about transgender inequality and Don Lemon on CNN whining about his ancestors somewhere in Africa so I decided to watch a little Fox News. I never watch Fox News. Damn, do they always root against the United States?

I'm watching Stuart Varney. He talks like a fucking bloke but he must be a Muslim. He got real excited when they showed a clip of ISIS advancing. Fuck it. Maybe I'll watch a little Rachel Maddow.  At least he roots for us.

The third time could be a charm

Reminiscing about the good old days...
"The disclosure of the bunker shines a light on one of the occupation’s murkier puzzles: the fate of pallets of shrink-wrapped $100 bills which the Bush administration loaded on to Air Force C-17 transport planes in order to prop up the occupation of post-Saddam Hussein Iraq. About $12bn to $14bn was sent in the airlift and another $5bn via electronic transfer."

ISIS isn't "taking" shit!


I'm taking a vacation day today and I keep hearing these talking heads keep saying ISIS is taking all this territory in western Iraq.  They're not 'taking' anything.  It's being handed over to them by their Sunni brothers. 

Why should Americans fight and die for those motherfuckers?  Anyone?

McGoofy Wants A Rerun And A Czar

In a single day, Wingnuts' boy from 2008 calls for U.S. ground forces back to Iraq to fight for those who won't fight for themselves and a 'czar' for Ebola.

Who did you vote for again?

What the hell, we're loaded!

$5.4 billion pledged to help rebuild Gaza Strip


Sure, why not. We Americans have plenty of money to help Muslim scumbags.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Some guys have all the fucking luck

"White House travel 'advance' aide Jonathan Dach was fingered for having a hooker in his room on the same Cartagena, Colombia trip..."

You're 25, the pay is good and the benefits are fucking great! Man, I was off fighting a war in southern Italy when I was 25.

And just think, you get busted and they re-assign your ass over to the 'Global Women's Issues' department with all those hot chicks! What a country!

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Sure Mo, we'll get right on that

Leaders of Iraq’s Anbar province call for U.S. ground forces to stop ISIS

Anbar? That sounds an awful lot like Falluja. Remember, 'The Surge' when we paid 100,000 Iraqis $10 a day not to kill each other? Fuck you guys. You had better fight like hell this time or you could always call your Iranian buddies.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Four very simple words

Why I voted for Barack Obama

There seems to be a few Democrats running for office who won't admit they voted for Barack Obama. I can sum up in four simple words why I voted for Obama; John McCain, Mitt Romney. Say all you want, but both times I voted for the right person. And if you didn't, you have more to explain then I do.

John McCain is an angry, mentally deranged old fool who would have us in several different wars and our economy still stuck in the Bush/Republican era of ruin. And Mitt Romney is probably the most cowardly, despicable pieces of shit to ever run for President. Period.

In both 2008 and 2012 I voted for the right man, by far. Did you?

Thursday, October 09, 2014

They had their timing down on that one

Supreme Court OKs North Carolina voting changes
The Supreme Court overturns the 4th Circuit Court and decrees that there can not be same day voter registration in North Carolina and that to vote you have to pre-register. Ok, sign people up then. When is the last day to sign up for next month's election? Tomorrow.

Another reason why Texas sucks!

A prosecutor in Texas is seeking the arrest of Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson after he admitted to smoking a "little weed" Wednesday...
And the simple-minded fools call Texas a 'small government' and 'conservative' state. LMFAO!

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

That's the real measure of the two

In terms of sheer size, however -- meaning, not adjusted for costs of living -- the U.S. economy still dwarfs China's, at $17.4 trillion to $10.4 trillion:

You can't compare the two. We don't eat dogs and cats here.

Lock and Load!

General: If Ebola Reaches Central America, 'There Will Be Mass Migration into the U.S.'

For me it would be like one of those zombie movies. I'm not moving over.

Getting back to the pre-Bush age

Number of Job Openings Hits 13-Year High

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

It's your fucking border asshole!

Turkish President: Bombing Not Enough...

Can we just bomb Turkey and get it over with? Those motherfuckers are so complicit in this whole thing.  Let's just vaporized a few thousand of them while they sit there at their border watching the Kurds get massacred.

Wow, that suprised the hell out of me

"Is the Michigan Senate Race Over?"
I saw that headline and was surprised that it wasn't 'over' for the Democrat, Gary Peters, who is running for Carl Levin's open Senate seat here in Michigan. But no, it's the Republican, Terry Lynn Land, who the fascist Koch brothers have pumped in millions of dollars to get elected who's trailing and now the RNC is bailing.

I guess not all Michiganders are dumbasses who fall for anything.