Friday, September 22, 2017

Without the NFL, the scumbag would have been a gangbanging tomato picker

Family sues after brain test results reveal the NFL star had one of the most severe forms of the disease ever found

Aaron Hernandez was a thug who without the NFL wouldn't have a pot to piss in so his family is shit out of luck. Sue them for court costs!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

It's simple, if you don't want to get wiretapped don't collude with Russians

"FBI was wiretapping Manafort as late as this year"

It's called national security. If you cuddle up to the Russians then you should be wiretapped. If you're a traitor you don't have privacy rights. So quit fucking whining!

Myanmar knows what to do

Muslims being wiped off Myanmar's map — literally
YANGON, Myanmar — For generations, Rohingya Muslims have called Myanmar home. Now, in what appears to be a systematic purge, the minority ethnic group is, quite literally, being wiped off the map. 
After a series of attacks by Muslim militants last month, security forces and allied mobs retaliated by burning down thousands of Rohingya homes in the predominantly Buddhist nation.
That's how civilized nations should take care of their Goatfuckers problems. Remove them scumbags by sending them back or eliminating them if they don't go willing. Their choice.  ...At least they have one.

Monday, September 18, 2017

What the fuck...he yelled 'fore'!

Hey snowflakes, this is NOT 'violence against women'.  Get a fucking life.  And grow a pair, punks.  Your girl lost.  Get the fuck over it!

Friday, September 15, 2017

Amnesty Don Get's His Ass Kicked

The 'Art of Deal' my ass!

Well Trumpees, how's that fucking wall coming? You know you're nothing but a punk when a little New York Jewboy and Nancy Pelosi kick your ass. You might be surprised and upset, but I told you so.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

I'll be taking a few days off

I'm moving traveling down to the Keys...

(I wanted to clarify that I will be gone only temporarily. I cleaned out my garage and thought it would be a good time to donate some of this shit.)

Not all Kennedy's are dead...

Justice Kennedy’s Order Temporarily Leaves in Place Trump Travel Ban on Refugees

WASHINGTON — Justice Anthony M. Kennedy on Monday issued a temporary order allowing the Trump administration to exclude most refugees from entering the United States while the Supreme Court considers challenges to its revised travel ban.
The President has Constitutional authority on immigration. Ban all muslim Goatfuckers and other rift-raft!  We have far too many already!

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Monday, September 11, 2017

16 Years and this motherfucker is still breathing!

Oh...the humanity!

I just saw a news segment from Jacksonville where two women in their mid-twenties and a guy in his mid-thirtys were rescued from knee-deep water that had overtaken their apartment. Get this bullshit off my TV!

Let's face it America...we're fucking screwed!

I totally agree...

I agree with Bannon and said so when it happened.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

You probably are..but I'm not!

The word 'immigrant' is an American word founded around 1790. My family came to these shores from Scotland at around 1740, way before welfare and other free shit!

I am NOT an immigrant, I am a settler. Don't call me an 'immigrant'.

Friday, September 08, 2017

This ain't rocket surgery!

Hey come no-one is driving over there?
Use the southbound lanes to go north, dumbasses!

We have your back, Kid!

''Fuck Colin Kaepernick. Fuck any motherfucker who decides to disrespect the national anthem''

And FUCK Al Sharpton and the National Action Network and all other jiveass motherfucking America-hating niggers who don't like it!

Kid Rock was born in Detroit. Don't bring your nasty carpetbagging, worthless fatasses to my state!

Thursday, September 07, 2017

Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Yeah well, Let's Make A Deal!

Congress Has Six Months Or No DACA!

Sing Kumbaya
Damn, I never realized all these 'Dreamers' were brain surgeons and astronauts!  If you listen to the news that's what the fuck you'd think after all.

Trump has the cards on this one so I hope he plays his hand the right way. He can trade these fucking 'Dreamers' for border security, dismantling sanctuary cities and implementing the RAISE Act. So that with the RAISE Act, the Dreamers' parents - the original wetback criminals - get deported and they can't bring their aunts, uncles, cousins and Social Security-leeching grandparents into our country.

So Trump, do the right thing. If you can't get those three things, three issues you campaigned hard and won the election on; then veto the fucking Bill and let's see if they can get 67 votes in the Senate and 292 in the House to override it. Any less than that and it only confirms what I thought you were in the first place.

Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands shouldn't be our problem

Hurricane Irma is going to rip through Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands and those welfare-loving leeches are going to come begging as they always do. I don't want to pay for Puerto Ricans or whatever they call people from the Virgin Islands. I don't care about those people. Get a fucking GO FUND ME page.

Monday, September 04, 2017

Oh, so China won't do anything?

Trump could fix the China refusal to do anything on North Korea problem in about 10 seconds.  Announce that we will be immediately deploying 20 of our most advanced nuclear warheads back to South Korea and watch those squinty-eyed motherfucking chinks lose their minds and remove Kim Jung-un from power in a hurry!

Fuck the Chinese!  Show them we mean business and watch them squirm!

Friday, September 01, 2017

Picked the wrong time to go to Houston

Been fishin'. Be back soon.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Where are those MOABs?

Two million Muslims arrive at Mecca

That would be a nice start. What's the wait?

Monday, August 28, 2017

"On Many Sides"

Masked Punks Overtake Pansy Ass Berkeley Cops
It's time, in fact, it's way past time to start putting the hurt on these ANTIFA motherfuckers. When Donald Trump states, 'on many sides', you fucking punks will know next time what he's talking about. We need some die-hard NRA members to start showing up to these rallies.

And Berkeley needs to hire some real cops and fire those fucking queers.  And on a final note; how come this isn't on every morning news show?

Friday, August 25, 2017

It's not a crime arresting illegal aliens

Trump Pardons Arpaio-Snowflakes Melt
Arpaio was told he could not detain immigrants simply because they lacked legal status — but for 18 months, his deputies carried on with the practice.

A lawman is supposed to enforce the law. Even an idiot couldn't argue that. Personally I think the judge who sentenced Arpaio, Susan Bolton, should do the six months in jail. She's obviously conspiring to harbor criminals.

This is our country. We don't apologize.  Nice job, Trump!

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Boy, the shit's gonna hit the fan!


I'd have a better chance of being elected Governor than that ugly goatfucker!

'The new Obama': will Abdul El-Sayed be America's first Muslim governor?
Why that ugly goatfucking muslim even gets any press about being elected governor of this great state is pure nonsense! I have a better chance of being elected than that asshole. This is a state that voted for Trump and we won't be turning back. A muslim could not even win the Democratic primary and if they did, they'd lose the governship, 85%-15%. Michiganders don't like goatfuckers anymore than any other state.

...And looking at his old lady, I'd say he's better off with a goat.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

There's goes the Lincoln Memorial!

This Day in History, 155 Years Ago

On Aug. 22, 1862, President Lincoln wrote a letter to the New York Tribune that included the following passage: "If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it"... 

Just wait until the jiveasses find this out.