Friday, December 15, 2017

They both should've been promoted!

In texts, FBI agents on Russia probe called Trump an 'idiot'

I'm not quite sure what all the hoopla is all about. FBI agents can have their own opinions - especially when they're right on. Trump is an idiot and he's proven that many times over the last two years. No one can deny that.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Uh oh...does Trump know?

"US F-22s intercept Russian jets over Syria, fire warning flares"

Back off Puty! We'll destroy your punk asses!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Monday, December 11, 2017

Hey Bitches...grow a fucking pair! And don't wait two decades to call it out!

Who's next, the Pope?



Radio Mogul Under Pressure To Resign From Powerful Board...

Longtime NPR Host Facing Allegations...

Celeb Chef Batali Accused of Sex Harassment...

NBCNEWS execs under fire for Lauer investigation...

Hey, I have a daughter, a wife, a sister. And I can tell you unequivocally that if some fucking pervert pulled his pants down and starting masturbating in front of them...or 'groped' them... they'd punch that motherfucker in the nose and kick him in the balls right then and there...not two fucking decades later.

That's all the fuck I have to say about all this fucking 'me too' bullshit.

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Can anyone come up with a single reason why we should give a fuck?

"Abbas will not meet with VP Pence, senior PA official confirms"

Why Pence would want to meet with
those worthless goatfucking palestinians in the first place should be the only question asked.

Saturday, December 09, 2017

What a bunch of hyperbolic bullshit!

Oh the fucking humanity! Israel had better get some new missiles if all they're doing is injuring the Goatfuckers.   And as far as the big mass demonstrations going on in Jerusalem; you have a bunch of punks running around throwing rocks and burning tires.

Come on, we want to see some real action!

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

That's fucking bullshit!

"Vandal who left bacon inside mosque gets 15 years..."Should give the dude an award. I love me some bacon!

Fuck 'em!

Trump Will Recognize Jerusalem As Israel’s Capital

When in doubt, always go with whatever will piss off the Goatfuckers.

Saturday, December 02, 2017

You couldn't charge that fucking wetback with negligent homicide?

"Garcia Zarate, a 45-year-old Mexican national who was homeless and living in the US illegally when he fired the shot that killed Steinle, was acquitted by a jury on murder and manslaughter charges. The jury convicted him of the lesser charge of being a felon in possession of a gun, which carries a maximum sentence of three years in state prison. 
Steinle, 32, was fatally shot while she walked along Pier 14 of the San Francisco Bay with her father in July 2015. The bullet that pierced her back had ricocheted off the concrete ground after it was fired by Garcia Karate from a handgun belonging to a federal ranger that had been stolen four days earlier."
I'm beginning to believe that San Francisco needs an ethnic cleansing. ...Before you pee on yourself; I'm just kidding. Sort of.

Friday, December 01, 2017

From a 3-Star to a Felon

Michael Flynn Pleads Guilty to Lying to the FBI and Will Cooperate

What a tragedy. Trumpettes can't say I didn't see that coming. 'Lock him up'!

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

All right, who put the lectern there?

You would think they could have placed it in another corner of the Oval Office. I wonder if it was done purposely?

Friday, November 24, 2017

He ought to get the death penalty!

'GOP congressman Barton apologizes for nude selfie'

I can only imagine what the babe who would want that picture looks like.

Would you like some blankets?

Shut the fuck up already.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Remembering Rhodesia

"The world’s oldest serving president will step down after 37 years in power"

That country used to be great. What a surprise that it's now a cesspool of crime, poverty and incompetence. Mugabe the thug is done. The stink will undoubtedly live on.

Trying to Make America Great Again!

"US to scrap Haitian immigrants' protected status"

They've been here since 2010 and the program is called, "The Temporary Protected Status" program. What part of temporary don't you understand?  This country needs 60,000 fucking Haitians like we need a major outbreak of Ebola!

Get those fucking lowlife punks out of here!  And why wait until 2019?

Thursday, November 09, 2017

The Air Force Broke My Heart

Air Force expects report into mishandled Texas shooter information by next week

As an Air Force vet I feel very sad and tremendously disappointed in the way the Air Force just released and turned that sick motherfucker back into society without warning. There are no excuses. Somebody's ass needs to roast.

Saturday, November 04, 2017

You gotta laugh...

Huffpo's Pee Their Pants Again

"Trump Kicks Off Native American Heritage Month By Reviving ‘Pocahontas’ Slur"

Oh...I forgot, it's 'native American' month. I like the Pocahontas jokes. Sick white guy I guess.

Friday, November 03, 2017

The 25th Amendment

It was all of 8:45 AM when it was announced on my TV that Trump had already tweeted eight tweets on 'Crooked Hillary'. I think it's time to go with Mike Pence.  The man is not right.

Thursday, November 02, 2017

Wednesday, November 01, 2017

Fuck 'diversity immigration'!


The 'immigration diversity' program is just a way to get muslim goatfuckers and worthless fucking Africans who aren't even qualified to wipe their own asses into the United States. Fuck Muslims...and we don't need more Africans to spend their lifetime committing crimes and feeding at the taxpayers' trough.  Demand it!  Don't ask for it!  No more scumbags allowed!

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Does my Halloween costume make you snowflakes feel unsafe?

I apologize to all of the wimpy-ass, worthless snowflakes who feel you need a safe room to protect yourself after seeing my costume for tonight. I'm going as Colin Kaepernick's baby's momma.

Monday, October 30, 2017


"...George Papadopoulos, an unpaid foreign policy adviser on Trump’s campaign, pleaded guilty to making a false statement to the FBI about his efforts to broker a relationship between Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin."
Oh shit. And he's been working with the FBI for the last few months.

It's perfectly legal to kill traitors

US left wing groups met with Al qaeda and ISIS leaders 

A secret FBI investigation of the violent 'resistance' movement on college campuses against President Trump has led to an alarming discovery—the collusion between American anarchists and foreign terrorists in the Islamic State and Al qaeda, according to a confidential 'Informational Report' by FBI field offices.

Fuck that. You meet with al-Qaeda or ISIS you're a traitor who should be executed. Eliminate those ANTIFA motherfuckers!

Thursday, October 26, 2017

See ya!

I respect his right to protest but I respect the students more for impeaching his ungrateful fucking ass!