Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Can you imagine?

"Right-Wing Blogs Dishonestly Accuse Obama Of Trying To Reduce Minority Births"

...What they'd be writing if it was the other way around?

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

I Love Michigan

Yesterday it was 70 degrees. Today it's 25 and we have two inches of snow on the ground.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Frazier Glenn Miller

Militiaman headed for Nevada Gets Lost and Shoots Up Missouri

There ain't no anchor on your ass, hillbilly

Huckabee: 'More freedom sometimes in North Korea than in United States'...

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Oh yes it is constitutional
Cliven 'Ted' Bundy
"The Congress shall have power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State."

If assholes are going to refer to the Constitution they should try reading it first. Squatters are scumbags and if after 20 years of refusing to leave, they should be treated just like some urban squatter. You don't get special privileges just because you're an America-hating nutjob. Get those scumbags off my land. By any means necessary.

h/t - Think Progress.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Give peace a chance and pay for it like a forty-year mortgage!
Jimmy Carter knocks Hillary Clinton-President Obama foreign policy

(CNN) – Former President Jimmy Carter took a jab at President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton over their handling of Middle East peace negotiations in an interview published Thursday.

Jimmy, go re-model a house or something. Your Camp David Accords have cost us hundreds of billions of dollars over the last 36 years and for what?  Fuck the Middle East.
One of their brightest stars
U.S. Rep. Trey Gowdy R-SC, first gained fame as a child actor.

Proof that your parents can be first cousins and you can still get elected to Congress in some states.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Apples and Oranges

Reagan Recovery Was Double the Obama 'Recovery'

That's hilarious. To begin with, Reagan's policies are what caused his recession that began well over a year after he took office, while Obama inherited his. The George W. Bush Great Recession; 8.9% negative GDP and 8.1 million jobs lost - was three to four times worse than the one Reagan caused. Reagan is the father of huge budget deficits and he tripled our nation's debt. Obama has cut Bush's deficit in half and recovered the Bush job losses.

Revisionist history might work with the ignorant, low-information Teabaggers but it doesn't work with those of us who know the facts.
Did that shriveled ugly bastard really think she loved him?
"Rupert Murdoch opens up about ex-wife Wendi..."

Come on man. Ol Rupert reminds me of the Pedophile Pigboy. Can you imagine how repulsed these guys' wives are when their man gets naked and wants payment for their privileged lifestyle? They hang for a few years and then take the payoff. Wait for Limbaugh's #4 to start fucking the pool boy. It's coming. LMFAO!

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Well, they were the Tories

"What I oppose is government trying to impose equality..."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..."

Uh...really? That little quote is from the government. The Rightwing has despised this country from its inception.
If you have ever wondered why Fox News Sheep are so pathetic-watch this video How could they be anything other than ignorant when dumbasses like Dana Perino are feeding them their information every day? So damn pathetic.

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Monday, April 07, 2014

Wow, I guess Little Ayn isn't a total partisan little punk

"Rand Paul Says Dick Cheney Pushed for the Iraq War so Halliburton Would Profit"

Have they scheduled that war crimes trial yet? If Congress spent even a fraction of the time they've spent investigating Benghazi - 4 dead - cost; a few thousand dollars - as they have on Iraq - 4,500 dead, cost; $2 trillion+ and still growing - Dick Cheney wouldn't have needed that heart transplant since he'd be spending his time in federal prison awaiting justice.

Sunday, April 06, 2014

Dogs and cats living together
 “Deporter In Chief”

Saturday, April 05, 2014

Can the America-Hating Right get any more traitorous?

"In the new ideological Cold War, whose side is God on now?"

Friday, April 04, 2014

The Recovery From the Bush and Phony-Conservatives' Policies
After Six Years, a Full (Private-Sector) Recovery

"Today’s job reports for March finds there were 116,087,000 private-sector jobs. That figure is 110,000 higher than the 115,977,000 employed in January 2008, the previous peak."
The disaster created by George W. Bush and Republican economic policies that took us from huge budget surpluses and millions of new jobs, is almost over.
Who the fuck cares?
"Secretary of State John Kerry said on Friday that he would confer with President Obama about whether to continue in efforts to break an impasse between Israeli and Palestinian negotiators."

We need to stop wasting our time and resources trying to get Israelis and Palestinians to stop killing each other. They don't want peace - fuck em'! I couldn't care less.

Thursday, April 03, 2014

...Teaching Dumbasses 101

"Bill Clinton banned weapons on our military bases!"

Do you know how many dumbasses have said today that, 'Bill Clinton banned our soldiers from carrying weapons on Army bases so it's all his fault'?

Now, it's a given that wingnuts in this country are not only pathetic sheep who repeat whatever they hear, but they're not real smart to begin with. But really dumbasses, try looking up some facts on your own before you make a bigger fool of yourselves than you already have.

Bill Clinton didn't ban weapons on military bases. Do you stupid teabagging fools know when Bill Clinton took office? That would be January 21, 1993, so maybe one of the lying sheepherders you punks follow around like baby lambs should let you know that February 25, 1992 was 11 months before he took office and the ban on guns on Army bases was done by George H.W. Bush and his Defense Secretary - future war-criminal, Dick Cheney.

Buy a clue, and learn some facts, dumbasses!

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

But what about Benghazi?

Watch Donald Rumsfeld Lie About Saddam Hussein, al Qaeda, and 9/11

What about Benghazi, wingnuts?

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

March was a great month

Afghan War Claimed No U.S. Soldiers in March

Monday, March 31, 2014

Come on Man!

"US Warns North Korea on Provocations"

I care about as much for Korea as I do Crimea.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Can't win elections fairly, just stop them from voting

"New G.O.P. Bid to Limit Voting in Swing States"

The hateful wingnut Teabaggers just love 'freedom'. Just as long as it doesn't interfere with their repression of it.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

2/8ths of that will be Michigan!

Spartans and Wolverines in the Elite Eight

U-M 73, Tennessee 71:    MSU 61, Virginia 59:

Friday, March 28, 2014

You gotta love that headline

‘Hobby Lobby’ Is Not Slang For ‘Vagina’