Limbaugh compares Rick Santorum to Hugo Chavez

The Pigboy finally got one right.

No you're not!

"We are all Catholics now."

Glenn Beck was a Catholic but he shunned the Catholic Church and became a Mormon. What a fucking moron.

Gas prices are going up!

Saudi Arabia Cuts Oil Output

Iran stops oil sales to British and French

No shit... 

By the way, U.S. oil production is at an eight-year high.

Thankfully, he's right

"Obama's agenda is "not about you. ...It's about some phony ideal. Some phony theology. Oh, not a theology based on the Bible."

It's called the Constitution, asshole.  The First Amendment was written specifically to protect the people from having to live under knuckle dragging fools like Rick Santorum.  If you want to live your life based on stupid, made-up and evil stories - you know, like the ones that tell you to murder your children if they don't obey you - move your fucking ignorant asses to Iran or Saudi Arabia.

Pigboy makes our point

"The media, the American left, they want to try to convince you that the party of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin and Liz Cheney hates women."

When the best that nasty, drug-addicted pedophile can up with is Bachmann, Palin and Liz Cheney, you know they have completely run out of relevance.

Michigan Democrats and Other Patriots
...Mark Your Calendars!

Dear Michigan Patriots, 10 days from today - Tuesday, February 28 - is a day that you can greatly help our great nation. Get out and vote for Rick 'Frothy' Santorum and help the country continue its recovery and prevent it from falling back into the misery that follows every Republican administration.

This post is specifically for the four Michigan Democrats and at least two 'Independents' - that I'm aware of - who read 'done that'.  Tell all of your friends! If Flipper Romney loses Michigan, as the traitor punk well should, we can knock his Mormon ass out in a single punch.

Democrats, get out and vote for Frothy Santorum in the Republican primary. It's your patriotic duty to do so. Let's call it, 'Operation Chaos'. Our country needs you.

GM Kicks the Haters' Asses

"Resurgent General Motors posts record $7.6-billion profit for 2011"

"Just three years after its 2009 bankruptcy filing, the automaker surpasses what it earned during its heyday in the mid-1990s."

Shhh, did you hear that? That's all of them miserable, America-hating teabaggers wailing and howling about General Motors having its biggest profit in its 103 year history!

And oh yeah, Mitt; about that, "you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye" prediction you had back in 2008 when you were recommending GM and Chrysler be sold off to vulture capitalists?  Fuck you.

Nice call, President Obama.  The non-haters thank you.

Big spending Pete Hoekstra

Pete Hoekstra is a former U.S. Congressman from Michigan who is running to unseat Michigan's Democratic Senator, Debbie Stabenow.  Hoekstra is currently known for a TV ad he ran in Michigan during this year's Super Bowl where he called her Debbie 'SpenditNow'.  He claims he's for less government spending.  The joke of course is, he's a Republican.

Hoekstra voted for the Bush tax cuts that helped destroy the $150 billion surplus Bill Clinton left us.  Hoekstra voted for the shameful invasion of Iraq that will end up costing our nation $3 trillion. He voted for the $1.3 trillion Medicare Part D scam that was larger than 'ObamaCare' and nothing but a payback to the Republicans' sugar daddy pharmaceutical industry.

Those three votes alone costs this nation well over $8 trillion.  Pete Hoekstra voted for every one of them.  Debbie Stabenow voted 'NO' on every one of them.  So did Michigan's other Democratic Senator, Carl Levin.

Republicans like Pete Hoekstra don't cut spending.  There hasn't been a fucking Republican in my lifetime who has ever cut spending.  ...I hope Hoekstra wins the Republican nomination for Debbie Stabenow's seat.  He can't run on spending.  Of course, no Republican can.

ADDENDUM: And, in case you're wondering, Rickie Santorum voted yes on all three of those bankrupting bills, too.  That pathetic, knuckle-dragging sleazebag can't run on cutting spending either.

Why would anyone listen to the ignorant Quitter Skank?

 "The media is reeling these numbers, that I do not believe are accurate, when it comes to jobs. I still think it is a jobless recovery that is affecting America right now."

Like that ignorant slut knows anything about economics.  A 'jobless recovery'?  We've had 23 consecutive months of private sector job growth, moron!

She and all of the other America-hating rightwing teabagging sheep are just angry that their hopes and prayers that our country fail and not recover from the recession they created haven't been answered. Well, too bad assholes - get used to it.  We're digging out of the massive hole you left us in, in spite of your hopes and dreams.

Fatass steps in it

"Fending off fierce criticism for planning to lower flags at state buildings the day of Whitney Houston’s funeral, Gov. Chris Christie said the late singer is not a role model but has earned the honor as a cultural icon."

That patronizing fatass slob doesn't have a clue. Of course, how could he? Like most republicans he's never been there.

Why would anyone pay Santorum $900,000 a year?

...Santorum, who frequently touts his humble roots as the grandson of a coal miner, earned an average of more than $900,000 each year between 2007 and 2010, according to the candidate’s tax returns released on Wednesday. His adjusted gross income varied from about $659,000 in 2007 to more than $1.1 million in 2009. In 2010, Santorum earned $923,411.

He's a whore. Well, a lobbyist - same thing.

Oh, you didn't think he was talking about him and his family did you?

"Rick Santorum has advocated capping medical malpractice awards at $250,000, but in 1999, his wife sued her doctor over a back injury and asked for twice that amount.  As ABC News reports, Santorum's wife, Karen, sued a Virginia-based chiropractor for half-a-million dollars for allegedly bungling a spinal adjustment....She sued for $500,000, despite the fact that her medical bills totaled approximately $18,800."

Santorum is a Republican so why would anyone be surprised that he's a shameless hypocrite?

Santorum and his old lady cost their local school district $55,000 to home school their six or seven brats 'through the state’s Cyber Charter School program'. Those fucking hypocrites would never support that for anybody elses' children but they demand it for theirs.

Well, they are Republicans.  No one should be surprised.

Get a fucking clue, Flipper

"President Obama did all these things liberals wanted to do for years and the fact that you have millions of people out of work..home values collapsing..People here in Detroit are stressed...Michigan has been my home..."

Michigan is not your home, Mitt. You have multi-million dollar homes in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Utah and La Jolla, California, but Michigan is not your home.

And Barack Obama had absolutely nothing to do with the decline of Michigan's industrial/manufacturing base or the collapse of Detroit's housing values. But he's definitely had something to do with our comeback. Asshole.

A snowball's chance in Hell

And you think Michigan Republicans hate Flipper

A GOP presidential poll released this morning shows Michigan-born Mitt Romney is trailing in his home state, losing to former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum by 6 percent.

The margin becomes larger – 42 percent for Santorum to 18 percent for Romney – among self-identified Republicans, who also support Newt Gingrich over the Michigan native. Gingrich was the choice of 24 percent of the respondents.

It's hilarious that 'Michigan-born' Flipper Romney can't even beat Rick Santorum or New Gingrich in the great state of Michigan. I guess Republicans need to nominate someone but it doesn't matter who they do because they will get their asses kicked in this state come November.

We have a lot of ignorant, teabagging sheep in this state but we're mostly hard-working, blue collar, blue state patriots here who don't easily forget those who stuck by us when it was crunch time.  Or, those who didn't.

And oh yeah, Santorum; we here in Michigan call those, 'legacy costs', commitments.  You know, things like pensions and benefits that were bargained for over decades of work.  They are not merely something to be sold off so that the 'bond holders' get paid off, with interest, and the workers, those with the biggest stake, get fucked.  Somebody smack that smirk off that little punk.

A 'dream'?

"A push to make Jeb the third Bush in the White House is just a dream – at least until 2016"

Sure, let's elect another Bush. That's not a dream, that would be a nightmare. People actually say that without a bit of embarrassment. Of course, these are the same people who have the Twitter Quitter as their keynote speaker. They are extremely desperate, and stupid.

Checkfuckingmate!

Obama leaves them stunned with mouths wide open!

Okay, so churches aren't affected.  They don't have to pay for contraceptives, their insurance companies do.  That takes care of the 'Separation Clause' question - not that there was one in the first place - and women get the medical coverage they deserve. Brilliant. No whining.

Obama swatted that First Amendment argument away like a gnat. LMFAO!

Sons-of-bitches just don't like me...

WASHINGTON -- The angst within the Republican Party about Mitt Romney's candidacy has risen to such levels that some of the most experienced, influential members of the party are still talking about a late entry into the GOP primary.

Time to dig up the Gipper...  Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Michigan's 'Republican Governor' hasn't done squat!

"Republican governor turns Michigan around, builds $500 million surplus..."

That's the bogus headline Drudge put up; 

"Republican governor turns Michigan around..."  

What a bunch of bullshit!  Our 'Republican governor', Rick Snyder, hasn't done a damn thing to create that surplus.  As the article Drudge links clearly states, revenues are up because Michigan's unemployment rate as gone "from 14.1 percent" at the precipice of the George W. Bush Great Recession "to 9.3 percent in December" and Rick Snyder, or any Republican for that matter, had nothing to do with it.  In fact, Republicans like Snyder, Boehner, McConnell and Mitt Romney - almost all of them - did everything they could possibly do to prevent our economic recovery.

Fuck you Republicans!  You're not getting the credit for something you fought hard to prevent!  We're not all a bunch of sheep with amnesia.  We know who was there for Michiganders, and it wasn't Republicans.

A really good explanation

The Foreclosure Fraud Settlement, By The Numbers

Doesn't sound too painful.