Friday, December 09, 2016

Chuck Jones for Secretary of State

At least he'd tell the truth.  I wonder if 10,000 union members voted for Trump here in Michigan.  Maybe they will like his pick for Labor.

Thursday, December 08, 2016

Do all the Suckers get to vote over?

Trump 'work something out' with dreamers...

I have a question for all the Trump sheep; how's that wall coming?

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

...If enough people really gave a shit, it would be President-elect Hillary


Oh yeah, 'the popular vote'. A Cleveland Indians' fan walks up to a Cub's fan and says, hey, the Indians had 11 hits in game 7 and the Cubs only had 9.

"A date which will live in infamy"

...75 Years Ago Today
USS Arizona December 7, 1941

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Come on man...

Stevie Wonder could have made that call.

Saturday, December 03, 2016

Fuck China!

"Trump risks showdown with China after call with Taiwan"

They can't dictate who the President of the United Sattes talks with.

Friday, December 02, 2016

The great negotiator got his ass kicked

 "In fact, about 400 workers at Carrier will still lose their jobs under the deal, as will 700 employees at a related company in Huntington."

During the campaign Trump threatened Carrier with a 45% tariff on all imports into the U.S that were made in their new Mexican plant.  How did it go from that to giving Carrier $700 (*) $7 million and still allowing 1,100 American jobs be shipped to fucking Mexico?  

Carrier's parent company, United Technologies, does $5.6 billion a year in federal contracts so Trump held all the chips and he fucking caved.  And he's supposed to be a great negotiator...

Don't spit in the motherfucking wind and tell me it's raining, asshole.

(*) I apologize for originally writing '$700 million' instead of $7 million.  That was a rookie, bonehead error.

Thursday, December 01, 2016

...And he thought I was kidding

"Disgraced former general David Petraeus would have to check in with parole officer before being named secretary of state and he would need..."

The other day I was talking to a guy and Petraeus serving in Trump's cabinet came up in the conversation and I cracked, he'd have to get the okay from his parole officer and the guy sort of looked at me like I was just kidding around or something.  No, I was serious.  He's on probation. 

Petraeus is still "an kissing little chickenshit" who costs this country dearly and doesn't deserve a place in government.  ...No kidding aside.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

You gotta love it...

Hell yeah!

Why would we allow 7 totally useless Somali Muslims into our country?

"Artan grew up in Somalia but fled to Pakistan in 2007 with his mother and six siblings before arriving in the US two years ago as refugees."

Didn't we have enough welfare recipients that year? Or, was the Obama administration trying to weaken our country through migration? I'm beginning to think that was what it was.

Certainly the one good thing about Trump, that shit is going to stop. Hopefully it's not already too late. Stop the migration and ship the others back to where they came from!

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Saturday, November 26, 2016

That ball was short and it should have been, GAME OVER!

Referees Totally Fuck Over Wolverines!

There it is there, the ball did NOT cross the line and that should have been ball game, Michigan 27 - Fucking Buckeyes 24! The undeniable proof is right there.

Friday, November 25, 2016

How was your day?

I'll tell you what you do need...

“In my opinion, we don’t need white people leading the Democratic Party right now.” 

... a fucking clue!

Syria isn't worth the life of an American

American Is Killed in First Casualty for US Forces in Syria Combat

Muslims...mixed in with a few Russians..killing other Muslims shouldn't be a concern of the United States. Pull out and sit back and watch.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Huffington Post Still Doesn't Get It


Okay, can have second place. Quit whining!

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

And he isn't even in office yet

Breitbart slams Trump for 'broken promise' on jailing Clinton

It's a little early to be eating their own don't you think?

And he's absolutely right

Trump Says Any Conflicts Of Interest Were Priced Into Your Vote

Trump said on several different occasions during the campaign that he'd turn over his businesses to his children if elected and everybody is freaked out now when that is what he is going to do. The people who elected him don't care.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Maybe your fucked-up "free world"

Merkel tells party ready to seek fourth term

...some calling her the new "leader of the free world"

I don't know about that 'world' bullshit but that ugly, pandering bitch isn't in my change of command.  Germany obviously needs term-limits.  Maybe it's time for Germans to wake up and dump her ass.

Well, it is a free country

Judge Tells New Citizens They Can Leave The U.S. If They Don’t Like Trump

Why let them in in the first place?

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Oh Yeah, 42 Years Ago Today!

Alexander Hamilton Would Have Shot Those Whiny-Ass Motherfuckers...

Hey about shut the fuck up and sing!  Why would Pence go and watch that bullshit anyway?  And I have a great idea; why not have a Broadway play about Martin Luther King and have a white dude play the lead?

Friday, November 18, 2016

Oh that's real encouraging

Just today, it was announced Putin launched a supersonic missile that could reach the UK in 13 minutes. ...It is all but invisible to US anti-missile systems and moves at such high speeds it is virtually impossible to intercept.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

An Early Trump Fuck Up

Trump Is Said to Offer National Security Post to Michael Flynn

Flynn is a kook who is in the pocket of Turkey and has so many conflicts of interest he makes Hillary look like Mother Thersea.