Friday, June 15, 2018



We make them eat hamburgers and egg sandwiches instead of tacos!
These beds are way too soft! And where are the stars?

Oh, forget these beds.  They're from 2014

And how dare you make us look at that guy!!
Oh wait, who the hell are these other guys?!!?
And, you even have some fucking negro guy up there!
All we really want is to be with our fathers.  They're a good group of guys.
Please Mr. President, do NOT separate these poor kids from their parents.  Deport them all together 48 hours after their capture.  And all you whiny motherfuckers out there; shut the fuck up.  These brats' lives were 'supposedly' in danger where they came from.  They've never had it so good.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Check out this wind storm in Colorado

Did you see that guy who was in that porta-potty?

Oh boy...

...whew. First of all, you're indoors, secondly, don't salute.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Let's allow more of them into the U.S

112th Mexican candidate murdered since SeptemberMexico isn't even a country anymore. It's a shithole and we're tired of the stink.  They need to fix their fucking problems and don't bring that shit here.

Monday, June 11, 2018

How hard is it to change your address?

Supreme Court Rules That Ohio May Purge Voters From Registration Rolls

"Ohio law allows the state to send address confirmation notices to voters who have not engaged in voter activity for two years. If a voter returns the notice through prepaid mail, or responds online, the information is updated. If the notice is ignored and the voter fails to update a registration over the next four years, the registration is canceled."
This is called racism by the pathetic race-baiters.  Like minorities are too fucking stupid to update their information when they move.  ...Well,  ok, even if they are it's not my problem.  In fact, it makes my vote mean more.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Bring it you despicable Goatfucker!


  "Turkish President Erdogan predicted “a war” between Christianity and Islam..." 

Let's get this shit started! I'm ready to get my quota. ...And let's start by kicking those sleazy motherfuckers out of NATO!

Saturday, June 09, 2018

Friday, June 08, 2018

Well that certainly explains why Russia wanted Trump to be President

‘Russia should be in G7, whether you like it or not’ – Trump says on way to summit

One of the things I've realized about Donald Trump is that he's a fucking simple-minded dumbass who has a problem with getting the hell out of his own way. And no one who has even a speck of integrity can deny that anymore.

What a fucking embarrassment!

Monday, June 04, 2018

Really, Fatass?

Who’s Going To Pay For Kim Jong Un’s Singapore Hotel Room?

"A presidential suite at the five-star hotel costs more than $6,000 per night..."

China can pick up that tab like they do for everything else.

Sunday, June 03, 2018

Is Trump now responsible for every fucking Puerto Rican that dies?

San Juan’s mayor blamed the [U.S] government for the deaths of more than 4,500 people 

“No, Mr. President ― you get 4,645 souls that were lost on your watch because the federal government that you are supposed to be in charge of was incapable of doing its job...”

The other day on the news they were showing an old, historic church in Puerto Rico that had been damaged during Hurricane Maria - which was eight months ago - and there was a large tree still leaning on top of it. There are no lazier or more worthless people on earth than Puerto Ricans. Cut them off. Set them adrift. Give those ungrateful sons-of-bitches their independence and keep them the fuck out of the United States. We have enough parasites already.

Saturday, June 02, 2018

What the fuck? Obama pardoned a queer traitor and a murdering terrorist!

"With every pardon, Trump is giving the finger to the rule of law"

Do these assholes think we have amnesia or something? Obama pardoned that disgusting, traitorous faggot, Bradley Manning aka 'Chelsea', and a murdering fucking spic, Oscar Lopez Rivera!

Quit pretending that were all forgetful idiots who should now fall for your lies and stupidity. And don't give me your foolish explanation of a difference between a  'pardon' and a 'commutation'. Did Obama allow these scumbags to get out of prison way before they should have? Yes, he did.

And oh yeah by the way, how'd that Bradley Manning thing go?

Friday, June 01, 2018

You can't make an aircraft carrier out of orange juice and peanut butter...

How do I feel about tariffs to protect our steel and aluminum manufacturers? Fine, thank you very much. I don't like dropping a couple of thousand in my paltry 401 every time the word tariff is mentioned but I'm more concerned about the United States becoming a country that relies on our enemies for the material we need to protect us militarily. Far too many dumbasses in this country are fine with only producing oranges and peanut butter and then getting it delivered to them by Amazon.

Wake up people. So fucking what that you might have to pay a couple of hundred dollars more for a new car. Just wait to see how much you pay when the fucking Chinese produce all of the steel and aluminum. ...At least you'll be able to wash that peanut butter down with some orange juice.

Say what?

Your tariffs are an insult to BOTH our countries' fallen war heroes, Trudeau tells Trump

Come on Canada, when is this moron's 15 minutes up?

Thursday, May 31, 2018

What's being black have to do with it?

Black female golfers whine about being shitty golfers and who are clueless about its rules!

If you are golfer you know there is nothing worse than being behind women. They suck. Oh sure many women golfers could kick my ass easily but I'll bet you I'm better than 98.3% of them that play at most golf courses and I suck.

But that's not even the problem. There is no such thing as a 'fivesome'. You cannot play five people in a group - no fucking such thing! Every person on that golf course should have complained about these heifers and told them to follow the most basic rules of golf or get the fuck out! Black or white bitches!

The only thing worse than playing golf behind women is having to listen all these whiny-ass black people who constantly play victim! Fuck off and get a life!

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Oops, sorry wrong wetbacks

The Left fucks up again. I guess things were really bad for wetbacks all the way back to 2014. Since the haters embarrassed themselves with this one, we won't be seeing this picture anymore.

Actually I agree with Marco Rubio on this matter. Do NOT separate these people from their parents when captured at our borders. Keep them together and deport their worthless asses immediately. Do not allow them to stay here. Load them onto cargo planes and dump their asses off where they came from.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Thursday, May 24, 2018

No representation for wetbacks!

They argue that including undocumented immigrants in the count to determine congressional representation unfairly allows states with large undocumented populations to have inflated political representation.
That should be a no-fucking brainer! States should not be allowed to count illegal aliens in determining how many House seats they get. The wetback motherfuckers can't vote and they shouldn't have a say in anything. Allowing states like California and their 'sanctuary' bullshit to use these scumbags for extra credit is fucking ridiculous! Thanks Alabama! The goddamn Supreme Court needs to get off its lazy ass and do what's right!

How to bitch slap a fat little punk

Trump cancels meeting with North Korea
Wow, I don't give Trump enough credit sometimes but he nailed it this time. Fuck that ugly little midget and their version of Nancy Pelosi, Choe Son Hui. Your people can continue eating grass and we'll see how much longer you last.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

And they wonder why the United States has so many people in its prisons

You often see the statistic that we have only 5% of the World's population but 25% of the World's prisoners. There are ways we can reduce that number. Anyone for it?

Friday, May 18, 2018

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

What fucking swamp?

Could you please pass the lube?   ...Assclowns.