Have we seen Mitt Romney's real birth certificate?

And surely the one he shows us will be a fake

A lot of birthers and other teabagging haters like to question whether Barack Obama is 'American-enough'. Obama's grandfather fought in Patton's Army during World War II. Barack Obama has an American ancestry that goes back to the 1600's.

Now Mitt Romney on the other hand has a real shaky American lineage.  In fact, his eligibility to be President certainly needs to be investigated before his nomination.  Romney's father, George, was born in Mexico.  That's because Romney's grandfather escaped to Mexico so he could continue his polygamist ways.  Did I ever mention that Mitt Romney is a Mormon?  I guess that shouldn't matter but we definitely need to examine his birth certificate to validate whether he's actually a Mexican or not.

I like talking about American ancestry and patriotism.  Most of us Sons of the American Revolution and veterans do.  Barack Obama has a lot to be proud of his American heritage too.   But Romney would like to keep his heritage on the down-low.  If I was him, I wouldn't want to talk about those crazy, foreign-born relatives - none who ever served - either.