Saturday, September 26, 2009

Your Weekend Dose of Reality

Wingnuts Wince & Whine ...
as Real Diplomacy Plays Out
Obama 'shines'
U.S. President Barack Obama cut a bold figure on the world stage yesterday, delivering a forward-looking, energetic message to the United Nations General Assembly. George Bush has left the building. America is engaged again, and claims no monopoly on wisdom. The U.S. is canvassing for partners to tackle issues that bedevil the world.

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing the America-hating Fox News, hate-radio and wingnut bloggers shit their pants and cry like babies as they witness how President Barack Hussein Obama deals diplomatically with other nations. When wingnuts' prayers and hope for failure go unanswered, America wins.

Then And Now(Full disclosure-the 'now' photo is from April's G20 summit - But things are still good.)

... It's not in the Constitution
And so what, it ain't my daughter
A 22-year-old woman from Oxford, Ohio, died from swine flu on Wednesday. Kimberly Young graduated from Miami University in December and continued to live in Oxford, Ohio, within Minority Leader John Boehner’s congressional district. Reports now indicate that after initially getting sick, Young put off treatment because she was uninsured...

I sure would like to punch out of some fucking bigmouth teabaggers right about now.

'David' was a Christian?
'Values Voter' spokesman fits right in
“‘David has the righteous answer,’ Mattera said, ‘because he is taking pride in his Christian beliefs.’

Only a wingnut could think 'David' - of Goliath fame - could be a Christian when he died 1,000 years before Christ was born. And he's one of their up-in-coming leaders?

They'd eat her damn lunch too
...Former Wall Street Executive Ken Morris offered Sarah Palin a whopping $100,000 to have dinner with him and four progressives of his choosing. So far, just the sound of crickets coming from the Palin camp.

Like Jay Leno alluded to; shouldn't Palin be tried for treason for criticizing our President on foreign soil just like the Dixie Chicks? Sarah Palin is an embarrassment.

Say it is so, Joe

WASHINGTON — President Obama is exploring alternatives to a major troop increase in Afghanistan, including a plan advocated by Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. to scale back American forces and focus more on rooting out Al Qaeda there and in Pakistan, officials said Tuesday.

Joe Biden knows the right path to take in Afghanistan. We have too many troops there, not too few. The 22,000 Obama has sent there since February are more than enough to kill al-Qaeda. That should be our only mission there. Do it and get the hell home. Go Joe!
Today a long time ago
On September 26, 1789, 220 years ago today, Thomas Jefferson was appointed the first United States Secretary of State, John Jay was appointed the first Chief Justice of the United States, Samuel Osgood was appointed the first United States Postmaster General, and Edmund Randolph was appointed the first United States Attorney General. -- A small day in history, huh?
George W. Bush's Legacy
Michigan was the only state to see household income fall in 2007. But in 2008, four other states joined Michigan in the downward trend. Declines in other states included:
• Florida, 3.9%
• Indiana, 2.8%
• California, 2%
• Arizona, 1.5%

The Bush Great Recession of 2007 - 2009 not only caused a huge decline in the nation's revenue but his tax policies and senseless war spending in Iraq devastated working families' wages during the entire eight years. A big thanks to all of the phony-conservative wingnuts.

One in a million
Million to one apple is half red, half green
Fruit grower Ken Morrish was left stunned when he found a golden delicious apple on his tree split exactly half green, half red down the middle.

They indoctrinated our kids!
...Back in 2006 children from Gulf Coast states serenaded First Lady Laura Bush with a song praising the President, Congress, and FEMA...
"Our country's stood beside us People have sent us aid. Katrina could not stop us, our hopes will never fade. Congress, Bush and FEMA People across our land Together have come to rebuild us and we join them hand-in-hand!"

I don't remember hearing a peep...

We'll get right on it asshole
Bin Laden demands Europe withdraw Afghanistan troops
"One of the greatest injustices is to kill people unjustly, and this is exactly what your governments and soldiers are committing under the cover of the NATO alliance in Afghanistan," bin Laden said...

We just need to kill that son of a bitch.

Pacific Gas & Electric?!?
Utility Giant Blasts U.S. Chamber of Commerce
"We find it dismaying that the Chamber neglects the indisputable fact that a decisive majority of experts have said the data on global warming are compelling and point to a threat that cannot be ignored."

When a large utility tells you to get a clue you know you're a bunch of fools. Do you know anybody who belongs to the Chamber of Commerce? They're like moths and light bulbs -- like NRA groupies with ties -- a lot of your typical phony-conservative wingnut losers.
Damn, they did hang him!
Witness: Census worker's hanging body naked, bound
BIG CREEK, Ky. — ...Jerry Weaver of Fairfield, Ohio, told The Associated Press on Friday that he was among a group of relatives who discovered the body of 51-year-old Bill Sparkman on Sept. 12. "The only thing he had on was a pair of socks," Weaver said. "And they had duct-taped his hands, his wrists. He had duct tape over his eyes, and they gagged him with a red rag or something. "And they even had duct tape around his neck. And they had like his identification tag on his neck. They had it duct-taped to the side of his neck, on the right side, almost on his right shoulder."

Looks like they will rule out suicide. He probably interrupted some redneck watching Glenn Beck.

Go after the big stuff
The House and Senate voted to end funding for ACORN in the wake of a video sting. Now some are asking why the same treatment isn't being given to corrupt defense contractors.

What is a bigger scam: $53 million over 15 years or $25 billion over eight? (Note to Chickenshit-a billion is more than a million) And ACORN didn't electrocute our soldiers or murder its employees.
Another Drudge headline
'Obamacare: Buy insurance or go to jail!'
This is another story Limbaugh read off the Drudge Report yesterday. It has a link to a piece from Politico about a possible year in jail and a $25,000 fine for 'failing to pay the up to $1,900 fee for not buying health insurance.' That's not 'Obamacare' - that is 'Baucuscare' and we've already determined that he's in the pocket of insurance companies. Single payer, Medicare for everyone. Anything else isn't worth it. We don't need to pay hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars every year to insurance companies so they can hand our payments over to the providers. Why is that so hard to figure out? -- Well, Glenn Beck knows ...

There's that diplomacy again
Diplomacy along with the intelligence to choose the right missile defense system - with the unanimous recommendation of our Joint Chiefs - is priceless.
And damn, that scenario sure has been proven right!


And boy, so has that ...