Just like a fucking wingnut weaselSwift Boat-Liar called on his bet - won't pay up
Some Vietnam veterans are claiming that Texan businessman T. Boone Pickens is going back on his word to pay $1 million to anyone who can find inaccuracies in claims made by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (sic) during the 2004 presidential election.[T. Boone Pickens, aka, 'T. Boone Chicken' - and also the winner of the 39th 'Limbaugh Award' for not paying up to John Kerry - was a huge financial backer of the Swift Boat Liars who came out against Kerry in 2004. T. Boone offered to pay a million dollars to anyone who could prove one lie that the S/B Liars told and so far there have been "11 different falsehoods" proven by some of veterans who served with Kerry. And now he refuses to pay up. His 'spokesperson' is now whining that T. Boone Chicken "can't be accountable for everything the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (sic) say,... " -- Pay up you lying fucking weasels! Sue the hell out of those slanderous America-hating traitors!]
Craig and Vitter, good 'conservatives'
Two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity have named themselves as co-sponsors of S. J. RES. 43, dubbed the Marriage Protection Amendment.
[David Vitter, R-LA, liked being spanked while wearing a diaper, and of course, Larry Craig, R-ID, liked giving head to strangers in men's bathrooms. But they believe in the 'sanctity of marriage' and are co-sponsors on a bill that will demonstrate to sexual deviants how to live a wholesome lifestyle. Well, that is why they call them Republicans, and so-called, 'conservatives'.]
Roadtrip
Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic nominee, is to fly to Britain next month as part of an ambitious foreign trip that will also take him to war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan as well as to France and Germany.[We will now be able see the comparison of how a leader of the United States should act abroad compared to how Bush has acted. And hopefully he won't participate in some phony, staged event at some Baghdad market]
The man is totally classless
McCain tries to take credit for Webb's Vet Bill
"With the addition of the transferability provisions sought by Senators Graham, Burr, myself and others to give service members the right to transfer earned G.I. Bill benefits to spouses and children, we will have achieved in offering vastly improved educational benefit."
[After fighting Jim Webb's bill to increase veteran benefits, McCain lies and tries to take credit for it. It's bad enough that he loathes veterans who could use the extra cash for college, but the lying little punk fought against those vets every step of the way. That shameless liar hasn't even bothered to vote for vets. Or anyone else for that matter.
Bottom line ... I kicked your ass ...
We're at war?“Five years into the war in Iraq and nearly seven years into the war in Afghanistan, getting news of the conflicts onto television is harder than ever.” Almost halfway into 2008, the three evening network newscasts have shown 181 weekday minutes of Iraq coverage, compared with 1,157 minutes for all of 2007. “That’s about two minutes of Iraq coverage, per network, per week.”
[Hey WTF, Madonna's getting a divorce, assholes. Deaths of Americans in Iraq are up over 50% from May and at all-time highs in Afghanistan but the sheep don't want to hear about such trivial bullshit. Simply pathetic]
Bill Clinton's North Korea policy
After six years of stalling, Bush implements Clinton's policy
North Korea destroying cooling tower at nuclear plantMarch 6, 2001: At a joint press briefing with the Swedish foreign minister, Secretary of State Colin Powell says that the administration “plan[s] to engage with North Korea to pick up where President Clinton left off. Some promising elements were left on the table and we will be examining those elements.”
[The cream always rises to the top. Bush wasted six years and allowed the North Koreans to re-institute their nuclear weapons program because he couldn't stand the thought of a Clinton policy working. But now, he has no choice-Clinton's policies will once again be implemented. But what's new?]
It's a 'hoax', number 113
No ice at the North PoleIt seems unthinkable, but for the first time in human history, ice is on course to disappear entirely from the North Pole this year. The disappearance of the Arctic sea ice, making it possible to reach the Pole sailing in a boat through open water, would be one of the most dramatic – and worrying – examples of the impact of global warming on the planet. Scientists say the ice at 90 degrees north may well have melted away by the summer.
[What's the big deal? Who in hell goes to the North Pole anyway? So what if it melts and disappears? We could use some of those polar bears in our zoos anyway.]
It was never about our security
Oh yeah, I wanted to remind youAbout your VP ...
Mitt Romney, the flip-flopping Mormon Moron who makes even John 'Lil' Bush' McCain look anchored in comparison, is beginning to appear to be who Granpy will choose as his running mate. Romney is a 'true' fiscal conservative (sic), a 'Reagan Republican'? Oh yeah, go to the 2:15 mark of this video and get back to me on how Flipper Romney really feels about the old, senile, and hilariously overrated, 'Gipper'.
Dumb, Old and Lazy
McCain doesn't work weekendsSince effectively capturing the Republican nomination when Mitt Romney dropped out of the race on February 7, John McCain has held just one public campaign event on a weekend. Instead, after workweeks full of fundraisers, town hall meetings and interviews, McCain has been, in campaign parlance, “down” on nearly every Saturday or Sunday for 20 weeks, largely sequestered away from the news media.
[We'll be through eight years of dumb and lazy ... do we really want to add 'old' to that, for another four years?]
Feeling cocky?
do you want to get away?
We might have other ideas on that
WASHINGTON - The Pentagon is preparing to order roughly 30,000 troops to Iraq early next year in a move that would allow the U.S. to maintain 15 combat brigades in the country through 2009, The Associated Press has learned.
[Elect Barack Obama and save these troops]
The Limbaugh Award
The esteemed selection committee this week decided to award the 'prestigious, but infamous' and world-renowned, Limbaugh Award to one of the truly fear-mongering Republican liars in the country, Mr. Hugh Hewitt.
The Right really do not need men like Hewitt to scare them since we all know that the physically weak and the mentally unstable already gravitate to the Republican Party and to the 'right'.
But nonetheless, we still have fools like Hewitt always trying to herd their lambs by spewing such nonsense as that next fall's football game between Ohio State and USC will be;
"the last football game we'll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama."We all know that terrorist groups like al-Qaeda want the Republicans to stay in office. It allows them to flourish. We all know (you're welcome) that Osama bin laden endorsed George Bush over John Kerry in 2004 and he obviously feels the same about John McCain. And why wouldn't he since McCain is just another stupid Republican in the same mold as Bush the dumbass.
The terrorists who actually attacked us fear an Obama administration because they know Obama will be coming after them. Terrorists like bin Laden do not want us to have an administration that he knows will pull-out from our huge strategic blunder and diversion in Iraq, to focus on him and his gang hiding in Bush's 'off-limits' country of Pakistan.
And forget the fact that the USC-Ohio State game is on 9/13/08 -- six weeks before Obama kicks Lil' Bush's punkass and four months before he takes office. But then again, since the DumbOne will still be in office on 9/13/08, and with his miserable failing record on dealing with the real 'Islamists', who actually attacked us, Hewitt might actually be on to something - in a lying, twisted, sort of way.
Congratulations asshole -- you're #69.
Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
The Limbaugh Award
A Terrible American - Sean Hannity - 6/22/08
Tim Russert Memorial Truce Week - 6/15/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 6/7/08*
Troop Level Idiot - John 'Lil' Bush' McCain - 6/1/08
Sub 10th Grade Debate Loser - Rush Limbaugh - 5/25/08
Scared Little Man - George W. Bush - 5/18/08
Sugar Momma Beer Queen - Cindy McCain - 5/11/08
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/4/08
Nazi Running for Congress - Tony Zirkle, R-IN - 4/27/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 4/20/08
Lying Dickhead VP - Dick Cheney - 4/13/08
McCain's Chief Lobbyist - Charlie Black - 4/6/08
Neo-Nazi Supporter - Sean Hannity - 3/30/08
Shiite for a Brain - John McCain - 3/23/08
Client #9 - Governor Eliot Spitzer - 3/15/08*
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 3/9/08
Lying Redneck Rep - Jack Kingston R-GA - 3/2/08
Lying Little Twirp - Tucker Carlson - 2/24/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/17/08
Bye Week - 2/10/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/3/08
935 of them - Bush & the Gang of 7 - 1/27/08
Fox News Co-Liars - Hannity & O'Reilly - 1/20/08
Sheep's Favorite Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 1/13/08
Longtime Lobbyist - Trent Lott - 1/6/08
2007 Co-Champions - Dick Bush - 12/30/07
Lying Piece of - Mitt Romney - 12/23/07
Psycho Pervert - Michael Savage - 12/16/07
Sheepherder-in-Chief - George W. Bush - 12/9/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07
