Yeah, well buy their asses some La-Z-Boys!

"As Iraqis stand up, we will stand down"

Two More Years!
US forces have "turned the corner" in Iraq's western al-Anbar province but it will take two more years for Iraqi forces to be ready to replace US troops, a senior US commander said Friday.

Fuck that, Jack. We don't have two years for these sandbagging sons-of-bitches!