President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.
Hmm, now that I think about it, I'm not sure which scenario would be worse.
I had a colonoscopy recently [I know, tmi] and there was only about an hour that I couldn't have run the country.
Actually, there wasn't any time during the procedure that I couldn't have done a better job than W.