Declaration Of Independence Coming

The epic fuck up. Trump isn't going to take losing too well and will be an Independent candidate in the near future. He just couldn't keep his mouth shut so now the Teabagging Birthers are going to nominate a sleazy Cuban wetback. Go fucking figure.

Cruz or Hillary, Sanders or Cruz, Rubio or Hillary. Fuck that. We're going to have a third-party candidate from New York and it won't be Bloomberg.