Michiganders, don't forget!
Tonight our great state is hosting a debate at Oakland University among the eight squirrelly candidates pictured above. One thing we Michiganders should not forget is the fact that if any of those eight had been our President back in 2009 a lot of you would have been ruined for life. Especially if Flipper had been running things.
Get your heads out of your asses, Michiganders! These fleas visiting our state today couldn't care less about you. Quit voting against yourselves, numbnuts!