TIGERS WIN!!
GOOD-BYE YANKEES!!
Hey Spike Lee - kiss my rosey white ass!!!
Hey Rodriquez, the choke - want some cheese with that whine? Enjoy the winter, chumps!!
Live Blogging of the Tigers over the yankees
We like this Nova dude. Two homers - Kelly and Young back to back-first inning!
Yankees-Kid from Kalamazoo-first out. Our former CF, Curtis - K out #2. Cano-get your gloves chumps.
End of One - Tigers 2 - Yankees 0
Second inning - Magglio doubles to left, Avila advances him to third, Peralto grounds out to first, Santiago K's -wasted opportunity.
Rodriquez-BIG K, looking - is that best they have for a clean-up hitter? TXSherry, or whatever the fuck his name is, ground rule double - Swisher ground out to SS - Posada-quit whining and go sit down.
After Two - Tigers 2 - Yankees 0
Nova takes a seat already. Phil Hughes comes in. What a shame - we liked Nova. Austin Jackson - K's - come on, dude, you're 0 for forever! Kelly K's, Delmon Young smashes a single to right - Cabrera forces Delmon at second.
Martin pops out to third - Gardner singles to center - kid from Kalamazoo K's - Curtis walks - Cano flies out to CF. Fuck you Yankees!
After three - TIGERS 2 - Yankees 0
Victor Martinez pops out to Martin - Magglio singles to right - Holy shit they pulled Hughes already! That's a mistake... Avila singles to right - Jhonny 'My Mom Can't Spell' Peralta flies out to right - Santiago K's stranding two! Damnit!
Alex 'Over the Hill' Rodriquez gets a big break on an obvious strike and walks - TXSherry pops out to short LF - Swisher singles to right, Rodriquez holds up at second - Posada singles to Center Rodriquez stops at third - Martin pops up to Cabrera-in field fly rule - Gardner pops out to third!!!!! Yeah Baby!!!
After four - TIGERS 2 - Yankees 0
CC 'Lard Ass' Sabathia takes the mound. Let's pound this fatass! Jackson finally gets a hit, doubling to left on a nice hustle play - Kelly and Delmon Young strike out - Cabrera intentionally walked - Victor makes them pay for that! - RBI single!!! Magglio strikes out.
Kid from Kalamazoo grounds out to Brandon Inge who just came in at third base - Kelly to rightfield - Granderson pops out to left - Cano homers - damnit! - Swisher grounds out to second. Let's pound lardass!
After five - TIGERS 3 - Yankees 1
Alex Avila K's - Peralta walks - Lardass is pulled - what is that, five pitchers? Santiago ground into a doble play.
Leyland why did you pull Fister? Scherzer comes in to relieve. TXSherry flies out deep to center - Swisher grounds out to short - Jorge 'the whiner' Posada singles to left - Martin K's!
After six - TIGERS 3 - Yankees 1
Jackson K's - Kelly K's - Young pops out - Seventh inning stretch - God Bless Detroit, America!
Delmon Young comes out with an injury?? Gardner after going 3-0, strikes out! Big, big out! Kid from Kalamazoo beats a slow gounder out to short for a single - Leyland pulls Scherzer??? WTF! Benoit comes in with a band-aid on his face - Granderson singles to right - Cano dribbles a sure out past Benoit!!! Rodriquez K's!@! - TXSherry walks with bases loaded - 3-2@@!!! Swisher (3 for 11 lifetime against Benoit and all three hits have been home runs? OMG) Swisher K's!!!!
After seven - TIGERS 3 - Yankees 2
Yankees send out their sixth pitcher. Cabrera is due - but strike out - Victor Martinez pops out - Inge grounds out to short. I don't need this crap!
Jorge 'The Crybaby' Posada grounds out to short - Martin strikes out looking and gives that typical Yankee whiny ass look - Gardner singles but the Kid from Kalamazoo flies out DEEP to left! Three more outs, Baby!
After eight - TIGERS 3 - Yankees 2
Mariana Rivera comes in - Avila grounds out to first - Peralta pops out to first - Santiago grounds out! Here comes Jose Valverde - can he get
Granderson pops out to left field - Cano lines out to center - Rodriquez strikes out!!! Tigers kick the shit out of the Yankees!!! Jayz and spike lee crying like babies!
