Sunday, September 30, 2007

Sunday Scroll #31 - excerpt


The Limbaugh Award

Slam dunk. No contest. Limbaugh finally wins his own award.

After many times of being nominated the Committee could not possibly select anyone different for this week's, prestigious, but infamous, 'Limbaugh' award.

The Oxycotin-loving, Viagra-popping, Dominican Republic little boy seeking pedophile, and hero to the lowest rung of our society, was an obvious, and unanimous choice after he called the vast majority of our men and women serving in the Iraq occupation, 'Phony Soldiers'.

In an interview in 1992 with Jeff Greenfield of ABC News, Limbaugh said about Vietnam, "I had student deferments ... and I did not want to go".

Of course, you don't know what to believe with pathological liars; since he also said at one time that he didn't serve because of an 'old football injury', and then another time it was a 'cyst on his ass'.

It's just like the former co-namesake of this award; When you're such a compulsive liar, [and dumber than a fucking rock] you easily get your lies mixed up and always end up looking stupid and exposed for what you truly are.

A dozen or so Afghanistan and Iraq Vets have a little something they'd like to show the draft-dodging - when it was his time, turned warmongering phony flag-waving chickenhawk when it's someone else's - Pig Boy, so here's a short 1-minute video from some of 'The Phony Soldiers'.

So good luck with your resolution tomorrow. We'll see how consistent those Republican Senators can be when it comes to condemning a true unAmerican traitor, who hates and disparages our troops.

Congratulations, slimeball. You finally made it, after long deserving it, and you're #31.

Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
Limbaugh Award
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - General Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07