Sunday Scroll #83

Their plan for America

Smacking the 'Squealer' down!
While conservatives like the squealer can't get enough of ridiculing black youth for honoring bling bling over intellect, what did they think McCain was doing when he tapped Palin for VP? It didn't matter that she is probably the most inarticulate politician ever to step up to the microphone. She had the right amount of quirkiness and naughtiness to draw in the "American Idol" and reality TV crowd. I get it. But I have a voice, too. And all of Limbaugh's bluster and all the calls of his rabid followers won't be enough to silence me when bigoted bullies are running amuck. Besides, I'm not running for VP. Limbaugh's sorry-ass Palin is. If Limbaugh wants to spend his time trying to bully me, as they say in my neighborhood, bring it.
[The racist, drug-addicted, morally-bankrupt squealing pig Limbaugh just got his ass kicked by Mary Mitchell.]

Pig Palin booed at Flyers hockey game
Seventy percent of the country is tired of the bitch already and there are not too many hillbilly rednecks at Philadelphia Flyers' games. I only wish she hadn't dragged her seven year-old daughter draped in a Flyers jersey along with her. We would have heard an even better response to the Pig in lipstick. And she knew that too, having said earlier that "she would stop some of the booing from the rowdy Philadelphia fans by putting her seven year old daughter, Piper in a Flyers jersey. She said, “How dare they boo Piper!”
[How low can you get to use your seven year-old daughter as a shield? This is a despicable woman who like John McCain will do anything to get elected.]

Newsflash! Petraeus backs Obama!
"You have to talk to enemies"
McCain has constantly mocked Obama by saying Barack's attitude of negotiating with our enemies is a clear indication of his lack of experience in foreign policy matters. McCain also cites Gen. Petraeus as often as he can as he tries to use his support of "the surge" to demonstrate his judgement. Well, Gen. Petraeus just destroyed his argument with his appearance at the Heritage Foundation. - Source-Crooks & Liars

And it's simply wonderful in Iraq
3,000 Christians Flee
Hundreds of terrified Christian families have fled Mosul to escape extremist attacks that have increased despite months of U.S. and Iraqi military operations to secure the northern Iraqi city, political and religious officials said Saturday. Some 3,000 Christians have fled the city over the past week alone in a "major displacement," said Duraid Mohammed Kashmoula...
[It's nice to see the 'surge' has worked so well. Time for 'change' - Time to get the fuck out!]

Will Bin Laden vote Republican again?
Another 'October Surprise' to sway the election?
This time around, we have one candidate who advocates a timetable to withdraw our troops from Iraq and divert those resources to Afghanistan in order to root out the people who actually attacked us seven years ago – bin Laden and his band of terrorists. And then we have a candidate who talks about maintaining U.S. forces in Iraq for 100 years if necessary, and sings songs in public about pre-emptively bombing Iran, which would set yet another gear turning in bin Laden’s scheme to bring about global war. Once again it appears that bin Laden would prefer the Republican candidate, and once again it appears that since any appearance by bin Laden is likely to tip voters towards favoring the decorated Vietnam War veteran, bin Laden’s best move is to show up with another October Surprise.
[As the CIA has admitted, Osama bin Laden wanted George Bush re-elected in 2004 and he played us like a violin and it worked.]

Their Strawman, 'Curveball' talks
Source of Iraq WMD intelligence tells his story
In the run-up to the U.S. invasion of Iraq in 2003, Secretary of State Colin Powell delivered a dramatic presentation to the U.N. Security Council. The United States had first-hand accounts, he said, detailing how Hussein was secretly creating biological agents using mobile laboratories in "road-trailer units and rail cars." As slides depicting drawings of the supposed germ labs flashed on a big screen in the Security Council's chamber, Powell drove his point home: "The source is an eyewitness, an Iraqi chemical engineer, who supervised one of these facilities." Just days after Powell's presentation, U.N. weapons inspectors presented evidence they said disproved those claims. But six weeks later, on March 20, 2003, the United States launched its invasion....
[They knew Curveball was not a reliable source. "German intelligence considered the defector "crazy" and "out of control," while friends said he was a "liar." But that didn't matter; the sheep were already herded so why not play it up? It's funny how some of the biggest sheep now say the invasion was 'unconstitutional' when they were nothing but pathetic cheerleaders until it didn't jive with those they now hang around with.]
by Bruce Yurgil

'Sorry Dad, I'm voting for Obama'
William F. Buckley's son is a very smart man
Let me be the latest conservative/libertarian/whatever to leap onto the Barack Obama bandwagon. It’s a good thing my dear old mum and pup are no longer alive. They’d cut off my allowance. Or would they?
[I doubt they would, after all, McCain, just as all Repugnants today, are by no means 'conservative'. They are big-spending, bankrupting, hate-filled phony-Christians and nothing more. Buckley the elder would have voted for Obama, too.]

If I were you ....
I'd be very careful on election day
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Tens of thousands of voters in at least six battleground states have been removed from election rolls or have been illegally blocked from registering to vote, according to an investigation by the New York Times published Thursday.
[When voters show up at the polls this year and find they have once again been 'purged' from the voter rolls, it's not going to be pretty. As they did in 2004, Republicans will try to steal this election but this time, there will be a heavy price paid for it. And it will be justified!]

Second Great Republican Depression?
Their base
A Monroe, Louisiana man is facing a felony terrorizing charge after a racially charged, profane exchange with his Registrar of Voters and police officers who would later arrest him. 75-year-old Wade Williams, arrested Wednesday morning, was angry that he hadn't yet received his voter registration card. According to the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Williams threatened a state official over the phone that he would "empty his shotgun," stating an urgent need to vote to "keep the nigger out of office."

Get a job you lazy bastards!
White House press secretary Dana Perino suggested the Bush administration would oppose any effort to extend jobless benefits — a stance the White House has taken before. She explained their position by saying, “we want people to be able to return to the workplace as soon as possible.” The suggestion was that extending benefits somehow prevents people from returning to work. She concluded by saying that “the best way to help” the economy and unemployed people is for unemployed people to simply “get back to work.”
[Denying extended unemployment benefits by Bush's father in 1991 is one of two reasons why I left the Republican Party. And no, I wasn't unemployed at the time.]

Those lying, treasonous scumbags!
If you're not a terrorist, you shouldn't worry
However, ABC News reports that the NSA frequently listened to and transcribed the private phone calls of Americans abroad, according to two former military intercept operators. These conversations included those of American soldiers stationed in Iraq and American aid workers abroad, such as Doctors Without Borders.
[They spied on our own military and aid workers. These son-of-a-bitches need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and for those of you who sheepishly supported these traitors, you need your asses kicked!

'Is Posse Comitatus Dead?'
In a barely noticed development last week, the Army stationed an active unit inside the United States. The Infantry Division's 1st Brigade Team is back from Iraq, now training for domestic operations under the control of U.S. Army North, the Army service component of Northern Command. The unit will serve as an on-call federal response for large-scale emergencies and disasters. It's being called the Consequence Management Response Force, CCMRF, or "sea-smurf" for short. It's the first time an active unit has been given a dedicated assignment to USNORTHCOM, which was itself formed in October 2002 to "provide command and control of Department of Defense homeland defense efforts."

He's 'relieved' - What a fucking joke!
Despite an economic crisis shaking the country, President Bush has reportedly been very “relaxed.” Former Missouri senator John C. Danforth was at a fundraiser with Bush last week and said that the President “seemed relieved” his presidency was nearly over. “[He] looked as though he was about to shed this burden of the presidency. … I took it as though, ‘I’ve done the best I can, I think I made the right decisions and now it’s almost over,’” said Danforth.
[A bogus and unnecessary war he lied us into, complicit in the death of 4,200 Americans, added well over $5 TRILLION to our nation's debt, spit on the Constitution every chance he got, left us two Supreme Court justices that are more like Nazis than Americans and made us the scorn of the entire world, and he's 'relieved'? The worst president and the absolute biggest failure of a man by far this country has ever seen. He should be prosecuted and then executed and then we'd see how relieved that despicable asshole would be.]


The Limbaugh Award

This week's winner of the 83rd Limbaugh Award is Cindy McCain, a 'trollop' and a 'cunt' - sorry, those are John McCain's words for her, not mine - who after spending most of her time lately in the background decided to come out with a few whoppers of her own.

One of her lines, "The day that Sen Obama decided to cast a vote to not fund my son when he was serving sent a cold chill through my body", raised a few eyebrows because most people, remembering her life of a thieving drug addict, at first thought the 'chill' was due to her being back on downers since her husband had also voted not to fund little Jimmy. But no, she was just riling up the base like Johnny and Pig Palin were doing all week.

Cindy also took time this past week to malign tens of thousands of active duty military and veterans with her asinine statement that post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) was something only "18-year-olds who were drafted" got. First of all, she's an ignorant fucking liar and secondly, she's in serious denial since her husband is a classic case of PTSD. In fact, the idiot just this week remarked at a campaign event, 'my fellow prisoners', which tells you all you need to know about that goofy bastard.

But those lies only got the esteemed and 'world-renowned' selection committee warmed up with the Beer Queen this week. What sealed the deal was her ridiculous comment that Barack Obama's 2008 campaign is "the dirtiest campaign in American history." Now, that's not only hilarious but it's stupidly false since Obama's campaign isn't even the 'dirtiest' of the two current campaigns. Barack Obama has run a honest and respectful campaign - too respectful in fact.

And do you know what's the sad and shameless truth about John and Cindy McCain? Neither one of them have an ounce of moral integrity since it is well known what George Bush did to the McCain's in 2000. And what did McCain do about it? He hired the man, Tucker Eskew, who along with Karl Rove back in 2000, spread the rumor about the McCain's 'illegitimate black child', and of Cindy's drug addiction. That's what they call 'mavericks'?

No, neither she nor her old man are mavericks, but they sure are low-life liars. Congratulations, Beer Queen, you're #83.

Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
The Limbaugh Award
Anti-Semitic Lying Traitor - Sean Hannity - 10/5/08
Bye Week - 9/28/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 9/21/08
Lying Lil' Bush - John McCain - 9/14/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 9/07/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 8/31/08
Alleged Pedophile Pigboy - Rush Limbaugh - 8/24/08
A Terrible American Liar - Sean Hannity - 8/17/08
Self-described Narcissist - John Edwards - 8/10/08
Al-Qaeda in Iraq Liar - Traitor Joe Lieberman - 8/3/08
McCain Campaign Operative - Katie Couric - 7/27/08
Stupid Hillbilly Bitch - Libby Dole R-N.C. - 7/20/08
Lyin' Lil' Bush - John McCain - 7/13/08
Fox Assholes & Friends - Doocey and Kilmeade -7/5/08*
Fear-Mongering Buckeye Fan - Hugh Hewitt - 6/29/08
A Terrible American - Sean Hannity - 6/22/08
Tim Russert Memorial Truce Week - 6/15/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 6/7/08*
Troop Level Idiot - John 'Lil' Bush' McCain - 6/1/08
Sub 10th Grade Debate Loser - Rush Limbaugh - 5/25/08
Scared Little Man - George W. Bush - 5/18/08
Sugar Momma Beer Queen - Cindy McCain - 5/11/08
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/4/08
Nazi Running for Congress - Tony Zirkle, R-IN - 4/27/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 4/20/08
Lying Dickhead VP - Dick Cheney - 4/13/08
McCain's Chief Lobbyist - Charlie Black - 4/6/08
Neo-Nazi Supporter - Sean Hannity - 3/30/08
Shiite for a Brain - John McCain - 3/23/08
Client #9 - Governor Eliot Spitzer - 3/15/08*
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 3/9/08
Lying Redneck Rep - Jack Kingston R-GA - 3/2/08
Lying Little Twirp - Tucker Carlson - 2/24/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/17/08
Bye Week - 2/10/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/3/08
935 of them - Bush & the Gang of 7 - 1/27/08
Fox News Co-Liars - Hannity & O'Reilly - 1/20/08
Sheep's Favorite Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 1/13/08
Longtime Lobbyist - Trent Lott - 1/6/08
2007 Co-Champions - Dick Bush - 12/30/07
Lying Piece of - Mitt Romney - 12/23/07
Psycho Pervert - Michael Savage - 12/16/07
Sheepherder-in-Chief - George W. Bush - 12/9/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07 **
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07 **
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07