Pig Princess failed to fool those she needed to
"In the end, the debate did not change the essential truth of Ms. Palin's candidacy: Mr. McCain made a wildly irresponsible choice that shattered the image he created for himself as the honest, seasoned, experienced man of principle and judgment. It was either an act of incredible cynicism or appallingly bad judgment."[From Iraq, to Afghanistan, Pakistan, Georgia and his VP pick, McCain only has a record of 'bad judgment'. It's who he, and those who support him, are]
It's the only way they can win
A non-profit organization has offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who can supply information tying Republican strategist Karl Rove and computer expert Michael Connell to illegally manipulated elections, according to a Friday press release. The group is called Velvet Revolution and is looking for evidence of criminal activity and Connell's relationship with Rove. Citing testimony from another technology expert named Stephen Spoonamore, Velvet Revolution accuses the Republican Party of rigging elections for years by using Connell to exploit electronic voting systems.[After stealing the last two elections you can bet Republicans are going to try to steal this one too. It's the only way they can win. But this time, they're going to have some big, big trouble. We might just burn this fucking place down this time.]
Surrender Monkey cut and ran!
Phony war hero is actually a coward
"I don't know what McCain was thinking," fumed Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson, a leading state Republican. "He's a general who left the battlefield in the middle of the fight. "I'm disappointed in his behavior; he's thrown a lot of good Republican candidates under the bus."[John McCain talks tough -- Just like the lie about him 'never giving up a word' as a POW when in fact he was squealing like a pig on day 4 -- but when the going gets tough, he cuts and runs like the coward he is.]
Don't believe he's a phony war hero?
Then read this, 'Make-Believe Maverick'
"There's a distance between the two men that belies their shared experience in North Vietnam — call it an honor gap. Like many American POWs, McCain broke down under torture and offered a "confession" to his North Vietnamese captors. John Dramesi, in contrast, attempted two daring escapes. For the second he was brutalized for a month with daily torture sessions that nearly killed him. His partner in the escape, Lt. Col. Ed Atterberry, didn't survive the mistreatment. But Dramesi never said a disloyal word, and for his heroism was awarded two Air Force Crosses, one of the service's highest distinctions. McCain would later hail him as "one of the toughest guys I've ever met."
[John McCain is a fraud. You want to talk about William Ayres? We need to discuss the only thing McCain supposedly did right in his life because it's a lie!]
And he sure in the hell isn't a 'Maverick'
There’s that word again: maverick. In Thursday’s vice-presidential debate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, the Republican candidate, used it to describe herself and her running mate, Senator John McCain, no fewer than six times, at one point calling him “the consummate maverick.” But to those who know the history of the word, applying it to Mr. McCain is a bit of a stretch — and to one Texas family in particular it is even a bit offensive. “I’m just enraged that McCain calls himself a maverick,” said Terrellita Maverick, 82, a San Antonio native who proudly carries the name of a family that has been known for its progressive politics since the 1600s, when an early ancestor in Boston got into trouble with the law over his agitation for the rights of indentured servants. It’s just incredible — the nerve! — to suggest that he’s not part of that Republican herd. Every time we hear it, all my children and I and all my family shrink a little and say, ‘Oh, my God, he said it again.’ “He’s a Republican,” she said. “He’s branded.”[A "maverick' is a progressive; not a simple-minded, rightwing dumbass who can only follow the orders of the ignorant that make up the 'right' in this country!]
Don't even think about blaming Obama!
The unemployment rate could hit 7 or 7.5 percent by late 2009. If that happens, it would mark the highest since after the 1990-91 recession. Some economists say the jobless rate could rise even more before the situation starts to get better.
[I can hear wingnuts now, 'look at what Obama has done to unemployment'! It won't work -- it's your mess -- brought to this country by your boy. It will take years to fix your wingnut mess and I'll be reminding your punkasses all along the way when you lie and try to blame Obama.]
They can run, but they can't hide
McCain's backdoor tax increaseFor a couple earning $40,000 and paying $13,800 for insurance, “McCain’s new tax credit would cut their taxes by $50 in 2009, but because the credit quickly falls behind rising premiums that are the basis of the current tax break, the family would pay $1,169 more in taxes in 2013…[and] would pay $2,809 more in taxes by 2018”
[John McCain, who has never paid a penny for his own health care, having sucked the tit of taxpayers his entire life, wants to tax your health care. Fuck him!]
Bin Laden's Mission Accomplished
"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy. Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," - Osama bin Laden[Because we are a nation of sheep who foolishly followed Bush and his minion of liars into needlessly invading Iraq, which is exactly what bin Laden wanted us to do, wasting trillions in treasure and 4,177 in lives, we destroyed our economy just as our enemies had hoped. You sheep who supported that stupid and unnecessary invasion are culpable of where we are today. You are abject failures just like your president.]
They didn't even fire the punk!
A Florida middle school teacher faced disciplinary action after using the word "nigger" to describe Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, WJHG's Kristy Wolski reported. The 7th grade teacher, Greg Howard, asked his students what "change" stood for in relation to the Obama campaign and proceeded to write out the acronym "come help a nigger get elected." The school suspended Howard without pay for 10 days and removed him from his position at the school.
[A 10 day suspension? I hope some brothers pay the racist son-of-a-bitch a visit!]
Keep the hell away from our water!
Great Lakes water cannot be diverted to thirsty areas elsewhere in the United States and abroad under an agreement approved Friday by President George W. Bush. The pact bans new diversions of water to places outside the region -- eight states and two Canadian provinces with a combined population of about 40 million.[Ever since I was a teenager in the 70's we've had to listen to the smartasses who would say, 'leaving Michigan, don't forget to turn the lights out' from people who moved to Texas, Arizona and California. Well, I hope you like washing those shit sandwiches down with all that sand because you're not getting any of our water!]
Nice fucking brat!
SYDNEY, Australia - A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday. The 30-minute rampage, caught on the zoo's security camera, happened early Wednesday after the boy jumped a security fence at the Alice Springs Reptile Center in central Australia, said zoo director Rex Neindorf. The child then went on a killing spree, bashing three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's beloved, 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to "Terry," an 11-foot, 440-pound saltwater crocodile, said Neindorf.
Like McCain, the bitch will say anything
Earlier this week, Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) gained widespread attention for her inability to name specifically which newspapers and magazines she regularly reads. “Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years,” she told CBS’s Katie Couric. Yesterday on MSNBC’s Hardball, Politico’s Mike Allen suggested that Palin should have lied and said that she reads “The Economist.” “Somebody told me, she should have just said ‘The Economist,’” said Allen. “Everybody lies about reading ‘The Economist.’” Ironically, Palin was given a chance to redeem herself on that same question in an interview with Fox News today. Her response? “The Economist”. [The Pathological Pork Princess Pig Palin, like her boss, will say anything to get elected.]
And she's a tax cheat, too
Overall, the Palins reported a gross income of $127,869 in 2006, and paid taxes amounting to $11,944 (an effective rate of 9.3 percent). In 2007, the family reported earning a gross income of $166,080 ($107,987.00 of which came from Gov. Palin) and paid taxes totaling $24,738, for a rate of 14.9 percent. But there is some discrepancy with the latter number. According to an accompanying 2007 personal financial disclosure report, Palin's "income" as governor of Alaska was $196,531.50, well above the $107,987.00 that was noted on her W2 form from that same year.
[We need a quick federal investigation of this obvious tax cheater]
Unlucky 13
Exactly 13 years after being acquitted on charges he killed his ex-wife and another man, a jury in Las Vegas has found O.J. Simpson guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers. The former football and Hollywood star was convicted of all 12 counts he faced after prosecutors alleged he robbed the dealers at gunpoint.
That slut thinks you're stupid
And if you fell for it, you are. 'Slut' you say? Yes, that's what whores and hookers do; they wink and try to dazzle the suckers into buying in.
McCain's never gotten anything right
When questioned about Osama bin Laden after the 1998 U.S. missile strikes in Afghanistan, McCain surmised that the terrorist leader wasn't as "bad" as "depicted." "You could say, Look, is this guy, Laden, really the bad guy that's depicted? Most of us have never heard of him before." (Interview with Mother Jones magazine, 11/1998) -- Source-VetVoice.
Their base shows their IQ
John Dingell, Our Democratic Lion
"Taxpayers are going to be called upon to cure the failures we are creating tonight, and it is going to cost a lot of money, and it is coming. Just be prepared for those events."
[Michigan's 53-year Democratic Congressman in 1999 voting 'no' on the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act and warning us of what would happen.]
Do you remember the golden years?
Only in McCain/Palin's world
Could a Rothschild call Obama an elitist
Then the McCain campaign rolled out a Hillary Clinton supporter, Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild, to endorse McCain and accuse Obama of being elitist. Is being attacked as an elitist by a de Rothschild more like the pot calling the kettle black, or putting lipstick on a pig?
The Bush/McCain Money Pit
$13 Billion in Iraq Aid Wasted Or Stolen
A former Iraqi official estimated yesterday that more than $13 billion meant for reconstruction projects in Iraq was wasted or stolen through elaborate fraud schemes.
Why that dirty Bastard!
The US Congress has recommended that a presidential pardon should be granted to the first black world heavyweight boxing champion. Jack Johnson won the title in 1908 but was later convicted of transporting white women across US state lines for immoral purposes.
Bring it on you murdering punk!
In May 2006, six months after 24 people were killed in a small Iraqi town, U.S. Rep. John Murtha made a startling accusation. American soldiers, he contended, had killed innocent civilians “in cold blood.” Now, less than six weeks before the longtime Johnstown Democrat is up for re-election, a Marine involved in the now-infamous Haditha incident is suing Murtha for slander.
[They murdered 24 civilians. A 1 year old, a 3 year old, a 5 year old, a 10 year old, shot at point-blank range with bullet markings in the floor below them. The travesty in this is that they have all went free not that they were slandered. These are despicable murdering thugs who murdered innocent women and children in our name. I wish I could be on Murtha's jury.]
Going back to their Nazi roots
State Representative John LaBruzzo of Metairie said many of his constituents are tired of paying for children from poor families and that is why he is considering proposing legislation that would pay women on government assistance $1,000 if they choose to be sterilized. “You have these people who are just fed up with working their buns off to try to provide for their own family and being forced by the government o provide for others’ families who just want to have unlimited kids,” he said.
[Most wingnuts feel the same as LaBruzzo but don't have guts to say it out loud.]
Oh yeah, in case you forgot
McCain received the most from Fannie and Freddie
The New York Times has published a separate list looking at contributions from "directors, officers, and lobbyists for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac" for the 2008campaign cycle. That list — using figures from the Federal Election Commission — shows McCain receiving $169,000, while Obama received only $16,000.
The Limbaugh Award
This week's winner of the prestigious, but infamous and world-renown Limbaugh Award, given here almost weekly to the biggest liar of the week goes to one of America's most despicable pieces of shit, Mr. Sean Hannity.
Hannity continued the well discredited lie that former Fannie Mae Chairman, Franklin Raines is an economic advisor to Barack Obama. That is a bald-faced lie that has been proven to be so by multiple sources but Hannity, always aware of the education level and simple ignorance of a Fox News viewer, realizes that he can continue to say it without much backlash.
Hannity also re-told the laughable and asinine lie that tax cuts produce more revenue, which has been debunked by many economists, including Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and John McCain's own chief economic advisor, Douglas Holtz-Eakin. Only a total dumbass or a liar could believe that, much less continue to repeat it.
And keep in mind Mr. Hannity, it was your boy John McCain who received by far, the most money from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
Congratulations you lying punk -- You're #82.
Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
The Limbaugh Award
Bye Week - 9/28/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 9/21/08
Lying Lil' Bush - John McCain - 9/14/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 9/07/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 8/31/08
Alleged Pedophile Pigboy - Rush Limbaugh - 8/24/08
A Terrible American Liar - Sean Hannity - 8/17/08
Self-described Narcissist - John Edwards - 8/10/08
Al-Qaeda in Iraq Liar - Traitor Joe Lieberman - 8/3/08
McCain Campaign Operative - Katie Couric - 7/27/08
Stupid Hillbilly Bitch - Libby Dole R-N.C. - 7/20/08
Lyin' Lil' Bush - John McCain - 7/13/08
Fox Assholes & Friends - Doocey and Kilmeade -7/5/08*
Fear-Mongering Buckeye Fan - Hugh Hewitt - 6/29/08
A Terrible American - Sean Hannity - 6/22/08
Tim Russert Memorial Truce Week - 6/15/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 6/7/08*
Troop Level Idiot - John 'Lil' Bush' McCain - 6/1/08
Sub 10th Grade Debate Loser - Rush Limbaugh - 5/25/08
Scared Little Man - George W. Bush - 5/18/08
Sugar Momma Beer Queen - Cindy McCain - 5/11/08
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/4/08
Nazi Running for Congress - Tony Zirkle, R-IN - 4/27/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 4/20/08
Lying Dickhead VP - Dick Cheney - 4/13/08
McCain's Chief Lobbyist - Charlie Black - 4/6/08
Neo-Nazi Supporter - Sean Hannity - 3/30/08
Shiite for a Brain - John McCain - 3/23/08
Client #9 - Governor Eliot Spitzer - 3/15/08*
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 3/9/08
Lying Redneck Rep - Jack Kingston R-GA - 3/2/08
Lying Little Twirp - Tucker Carlson - 2/24/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/17/08
Bye Week - 2/10/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/3/08
935 of them - Bush & the Gang of 7 - 1/27/08
Fox News Co-Liars - Hannity & O'Reilly - 1/20/08
Sheep's Favorite Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 1/13/08
Longtime Lobbyist - Trent Lott - 1/6/08
2007 Co-Champions - Dick Bush - 12/30/07
Lying Piece of - Mitt Romney - 12/23/07
Psycho Pervert - Michael Savage - 12/16/07
Sheepherder-in-Chief - George W. Bush - 12/9/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07 **
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07 **
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07
