Sunday, December 09, 2007

Sunday Scroll #41 - Special 'Top 10' Edition

Since the winner of this week's Limbaugh Award was so obvious, The distinquished, and esteemed selection committee decided to select a 'top 10' out of the previous 40 weeks of 'Sunday Scroll'. ... In other words, 'we', are mailing it in.

Emboldening the enemy

"Any student of history recognizes that there is no military solution to a problem like that in Iraq" - General David Petraeus
[March 11 - Sunday Scroll #3]



Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin
February 1, 1931 – April 23, 2007


Yeltsin and Clinton video

[April 29 - Sunday Scroll #10]



More Fair & Balance from Fox
The entire quote is: "I think that nobody wants to play chicken with our troops on the ground." Why would FOX leave out the first four words? crooks&liars
[April 15 - Sunday Scroll #8]

62 million people were that dumb?

[May 13 - Sunday Scroll #12]

Oh shit, if this was Hillary!
Rudy Giuliani employs his childhood friend Monsignor Alan Placa as a consultant at Giuliani Partners despite a 2003 Suffolk County, N.Y., grand jury report that accuses Placa of sexually abusing children, as well as helping cover up the sexual abuse of children by other priests. Placa, who was part of a three-person team that handled allegations of abuse by clergy for the Diocese of Rockville Centre, is referred to as Priest F in the grand jury report.
[June 24 - Sunday Scroll #17]

Where was He?
In dozens of letters spanning 66 years, Mother Teresa described the "emptiness" she felt and confessed her struggles with faith and the existence of heaven in pages she had planned to have destroyed.

"What do I labour for? If there be no God -- there can be no soul -- if there is no Soul then Jesus -- You also are not true."
[August 26 - Sunday Scroll #26]

Where's an IED when you need one?

[July 8 - Sunday Scroll #19]

Jesus, kill those sons-of-bitches!
A California minister who used church stationery and an Internet radio program to endorse former Gov. Mike Huckabee for president is asking his followers to pray for the deaths of those who filed a complaint against him with the IRS.
[August 19 - Sunday Scroll #25]

They sure didn't 'run' very well
[Marine Staff Sgt. Frank] "Wuterich, who was on his first combat tour, described shooting five men because they were starting to run away".
[Boy, those five unarmed guys, shot in the back, didn't run very far from their car, did they? And, I wonder if the four children, ages 2, 3, 9 and 14, who were murdered at point blank range, tried to run, too?
[September 9 - Sunday Scroll #28]

'Bush's Favorite Lie'
“We gave him [Saddam Hussein] a chance to allow the inspectors in, and he wouldn’t let them in. And, therefore, after a reasonable request, we decided to remove him from power. [Link]
[That, of course, is a blatant lie. Hussein had allowed the UN weapons inspectors into Iraq and it was Bush who told them to leave.]
[November 11 - Sunday Scroll #37]

... and, a segue to;

The Limbaugh Award

... Of course it's George Bush.

Congratulations, Sheepherder-in-Chief --- You're #41.


Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
Limbaugh Award
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07