Sunday, May 27, 2007

Sunday Scroll #14 ~ (The biscuit without the gravy)

The Limbaugh Award
This week's winner of the Limbaugh Award - The award given here weekly at 'done that' to the most shameless liar of the week - is also the first repeat recipient, the one and only, 'Commander Guy' himself, George W. Bush.

There was some stiff competition this week and if the award was given to the 'most pathetic' person, John Boehner would have been the first repeat winner. And although an award named after Limbaugh or 'HD' would be a fitting award for a 'pathetic' person as well, this award is for lying and therefore, Bush was the clear winner.

But I have to say, I have never witnessed a more pathetic and utterly self-humiliating public scene in my entire life than John Boehner, who obviously was in a drunken stupor (men don't act like that sober do they?) this week when he made a complete ass out of himself on the Congressional floor. Boehner, and we've all known drunks like him, completely lost it and...Well, watch the video for yourself here.

But as I stated, this award is for lying and for liars and Bush hit the jackpot this week at a news conference in the Rose Garden when he had the audacity to say - And...I'm not kidding, he actually said that we are in Iraq "at the invitation of the Iraqi government."

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is no-way in hell anyone could top that lie!

If the horrendous losses to this country weren't so grave because of that type of stupidity from 'commander guy', that would almost be funny.

Congratulations dumbass. You're #14.

Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
Limbaugh/HD Award
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used car salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07