Whew...that was close
Go ahead and say what your base says all the time. And by the way Taliban Rick, Barack Obama 'the candidate' was not 'anti-war'. As a candidate he told us exactly what he would do on the real war on terror. He was only against the trumped-up, shameful and absolutely needless war in Iraq that you Republicans lied us into.

Bad news for Teabaggers

Dow, S&P post best first quarter since 1998

Unemployment rates drop in 29 states in February

The America-hating teabaggers are shitting their pants!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR STRAM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME....

March 29, 1953 - Palm Sunday.  A star wasn't born...maybe a 60 watt lightbulb. Fifty-nine - three left.

Where's the blood, George?
Doesn't look like there is any blood from George's broken nose or the cuts on the back of his head. The police had better change their report again.

Ah Mitt, I was only kidding

'Of course' I'd consider being Romney's running mate

Taliban Rick...another fine example of wingnut fortitude.

The first one was too mean

Dick Cheney underwent
heart transplant

Grover Norquist ignores history, breaks rank - calls Ronald Reagan a 'rat'

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — Republican lawmakers who vote for tax increases are “rat heads in a Coke bottle,” anti-tax activist Grover Norquist said during a speech Friday...

Not only did Reagan raise taxes 11 times but he also gave us the largest tax increase in history. All on the middle class, of course. Maybe those taxes don't count to Norquist.

That's not 'special interests'

"FEDERAL TAX BREAKS FOR SPECIAL INTERESTS EXCEED $1 TRILLION..."

The value of U.S. tax breaks exceeds $1 trillion, which may give both parties potential areas to cut costs and alleviate the cost of changing the tax code, the Wall Street Journal reported, citing a study. The Congressional Research Service report found the biggest tax break is likely to be valued at $164 billion annually in 2014 and is on employer-provided health insurance, while employer-provided pensions are the second-biggest exclusion at about $163 billion, the newspaper said.

Drudge seems to think employer provided health care and pensions are 'special interests'. Yeah sure, and get ready for the middle class to start paying for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan's extra $187,000 a year tax cut for millionaires.

What does Crazy Pat think?

2011 Texas agricultural drought losses total $7.62 billion

COLLEGE STATION – Texas agricultural losses due to the 2011 drought reached a record $7.62 billion, making it the most costly drought in history...

Do you know how Pat Robertson always says God is punishing some liberal state for something?  Why is Texas, where all those 'god-fearing' wingnuts reside, being punished?

By the way, we've had some nice rains here in Michigan over the last three days.  We need it though to keep our 11,000 beautiful lakes at their right levels.

...Not so much

What do the people who best know Mitt 'Flipper' Romney think about him versus Barack Obama?  How about Obama, 56%, Flipper, 36%?

Lowest since the disastrous George W. Bush days

Last week's claims dropped to a seasonally adjusted 348,000, the lowest level since February 2008, the Labor Department said on Thursday.

It always takes a long time to dig out from the misery left by Republicans. It took Bill Clinton four years to dig out from Reagan and the first Bush.

Just as the budget deficit is now $250 billion less than what Bush left us with and the economy is producing 200,000 private sector jobs per month after losing 780,000 in Bush's last month in office, it will get better as long as we don't turn it back over to the same phony 'conservative' losers who wrecked it in the first place.

What will Flipper Romney do after he suckers in the sheep?

"Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It's almost like an Etch A Sketch."

That is hilarious! It doesn't get much better than seeing the America-haters get exactly what they deserve.

When dealing with ignorant sheep, the facts don't matter

"The government would have banned Thomas Edison’s light bulb. Oh yeah, Obama’s regulators actually did."

Romney doesn't care if he lies to those at his campaign rallies.  He knows they're too stupid to know the facts.

Barack Obama didn't ban the incandescent light bulb. That law was signed by George Bush in 2007.  Ignorant assholes.

Yeah, we don't want a slut, though

Gingrich to DeNiro: ‘The country is ready’ for a white first lady

Geez, I might lose some sponsors.  Oh, that's right, she is one.

You have a 9mm and you're chasing the guy? Sorry, that's not self-defense

"Florida’s self-defense law could hamper efforts to prosecute Trayvon Martin shooter.  The 2005 “Stand Your Ground” law eliminated a citizen’s duty to retreat..."

It's not 'self-defense' if you're chasing the 'bad guy' with a 9mm in your hand.  Your life was not in danger. That's murder one.  Sorry George.

A Day of Infamy

WASHINGTON, March 19, 2012 – On the ninth anniversary of U.S. forces moving into Iraq, President Barack Obama has proclaimed today to be “A National Day of Honor.”

Regardless of what President Obama proclaims, invading Iraq was never close to being honorable.  Fifty-seven percent of Congressional Democrats were right to vote 'no' on Bush, Cheney and Powell's trumped-up and faulty reasons to invade.  This day, March 19, needs to be called what it is; a day of infamy that needlessly cost 4,500 American lives, 32,000 wounded and $3 trillion dollars.

Where liars get called on it

"The U.S. now imports 45% of its petroleum, down from 57% in 2008.  ...U.S. crude oil production increased by an estimated 120,000 barrels a day last year over 2010, the report says. Current production, about 5.6 million barrels a day, is the highest since 2003. ...The U.S. has been the world’s largest producer of natural gas since 2009."

Isn't it amazing the effect ignorance has on the sheep?

Who are you going to believe, scientists or Sharia Santorum?

The 'abortions cause breast cancer' lie

"The National Institutes of Health, American Cancer Society, and the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists are a few of the groups who say no such link has been scientifically proven. Even the Susan G. Komen Foundation denies there is a link. That has not stopped Republicans, including presidential candidate Rick 'Sharia' Santorum, from peddling this theory."

It's too easy being a Republican when your base is a bunch of anti-science dumbasses.

You know, we're not quite done yet

DUBAI (AFP) - Al-Qaeda chief Ayman al-Zawahiri has called on Pakistanis to rise up against their government and military in a video posted on the Internet on Friday, US monitors said.

We need to stay at least long enough to finally, and once in for all, kill that motherfucker.

Go ahead and take a ride through Watts

''Racist Anti-Obama Sticker Makes Rounds On Facebook''

Assshhhole.

I feel a lot safer now

Come on man, 14 years? Who the fuck died? What did that crazy bastard ever do besides talk a lot of goofy bullshit?

I was reading just yesterday about a guy, Vincent Groves, who is suspected of murdering 26 women in the late 1980's after he was paroled for murdering a woman in 1982.

Sure, Blagojevich won't serve 14 years but he probably shouldn't be serving any time. He's not a violent criminal. Make him pay restitution and save the prisons for punks like Groves.

All those grits and catfish for nothing

Santorum embarrasses Romney, Gingrich and America; takes Alabama and Mississippi.

That hole was deep

POLL: 80% SAY NOT BETTER OFF THAN 4 YEARS AGO...

Four years ago was it was late winter, 2008, and four months into the George W. Bush Great Recession - the worst economic recession in the last 70 years.  Is the country better off than it was '3 years ago', March 2009?  The answer is, yes it is.  No question.

"The survey finds 20 percent say better today, 37 percent say worse today, and 43 percent say “about the same.”

And my math says that survey actually found that,  63% say they are either, 'better today' or 'about the same', since the beginning of the GW Bush Great Recession.

We're leaving Afghanistan!

"President Obama said Monday that the shooting of 16 Afghan villagers, apparently by a U.S. soldier, underscores the need to withdraw U.S. combat troops from Afghanistan by the end of 2014."

But, not soon enough. Yet.

So much for hope
"When Alabama Republicans were asked if they thought Barack Obama was a Christian, Muslim, or were unsure, just 14 percent said they thought Obama was a Christian. Of the rest, 45 percent said he was a Muslim, and 41 percent weren't sure. Mississippi voters shared similar views. Just 12 percent of voters said they believe Obama is a Christian, while 52 percent said he was a Muslim and 36 percent were unsure. In both states a majority of Republican voters also said they don't believe in Evolution. In Alabama, 60 percent of Republicans said they don't believe in Evolution, and 66 percent of Mississippi voters doubt the theory."
Wow, I know where we should build that damn fence.

Oh that's going to go over real well

PANJWAI, Afghanistan —A U.S. service member walked out of a military base on Sunday and opened fire on three nearby houses, killing 16 civilians, including several children, local villagers and provincial officials said.

Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.

Be very thankful

If it's Sunday...we have to listen to McGrampy try to get us to fight another war

John McCain is appearing on Fox News Sunday whining about Obama not attacking Syria or Iran yet. Man, we all need to thank Jesus that that asshole lost the election.

If?   If my aunt had balls...
 she'd be my uncle

"If the BLS rules weren’t in place, the current unemployment rate would be somewhere around 11 percent, analysts say."

The Bureau of Labor Statistics are using the same methods of measuring unemployment as they have for the last forty years. It's not some evil communist conspiracy.

'He made it worse'?  Uh, no 'he' didn't

Private sector job growth through February 2012.  Twenty-four consecutive months of positive private-sector job growth.

You're not paying for it and nobody's making you watch it

Teabagging wingnut crybabies whine about Barack Obama documentary

Shut the fuck up.  It's a campaign ad paid for with campaign contributions. You don't have to watch it and you sure in the hell didn't pay for it.

Somebody needs their ass kicked

"Paul Carroll, an 86-year-old World War II veteran who has lived in the same Ohio town for four decades, was denied a chance to vote in the state’s primary contests after a poll worker denied his form of identification, a recently-acquired photo ID from the Department of Veterans Affairs. The poll worker rejected the ID because it did not contain an address, as required by Ohio law."

Yeah sure, there are a lot of 86 year old's running around to multiple polling places trying to vote illegally.

The GOP is working tirelessly to suppress voting in this country. They can't win a national election without stealing it.  When you think about it, a Republican hasn't won a Presidential race since 1988. George W. Bush's 'win' in Ohio in 2004 was literally, and criminally stolen, and he definitely didn't win Florida in 2000. The GOP knows they can't win this November without suppressing the vote.

I've heard the Teabaggers are trying to round up 1 million 'poll monitors' to harass voters this November.  I say we get 1 million of us to meet them up there. 

Sign it.

Sarah Palin once again proves she's very ignorant of history

"Now, it has taken all these years for many Americans to understand that that gravity, that mistake, took place before the Civil War and why the Civil War had to really start changing America. What Barack Obama seems to want to do is go back to before those days when we were in different classes based on income, based on color of skin."

Palin and haters like her want to go back to the 'good old days'. You know, like the 1930's. And sure, she has Obama figured out. He of course wants to go back to days before the Civil War. What a fucking dumbass.

He can't legally do that

GOP Group To Obama: “Give Back The Cash”

If there is anything Flipper Romney has taught us over the last several months it is that the candidate cannot in any way tell a SuperPac what to do. The rules are the same for Democrats as they are for Republicans. If you don't like the rules; go whine to the five corporatist Supreme Court Justices who gave us 'Citizens United'.

And besides, as you well know, what Maher said was at least factual.  Not real nice, but factual.

Is that all they got?

No wonder Breitbart had a heart attack.  He finally watched that big video that he told all those Nazis at CPAC,  “I’ve got videos, by the way. This election we’re going to vet him", and he realized he didn't have shit.  In fact, if anything that video helps Barack Obama!  It shows him to be an articulate leader in his Harvard days. People already know that.  Thanks Andy!  Do your stooges have any more videos?  That one won't work.

He's sorry for those 'two words' And do you know what? Sandra Fluke never once in her testimony said anything about her having sex. Not once. But listen - if you can bear it - to Pigboy say it over and over and over and over. Limbaugh is mentally ill - sick, and more than likely, back on the OxyContin.

Pretty classy for a Tennessean

Since I am a Wolverine and a huge Charles Woodson fan I haven't always been the biggest fan of Peyton Manning. But he is definitely a class act and I hope he signs with another team and comes back next year and throws for 6,000 yards and 52 touchdowns. Well, maybe 49 touchdowns - I wouldn't want him to break Tom Brady's record.

Only the chickenhawks and traitors don't understand that

“It’s not the folks who are popping off who pay the price; it’s these incredible men and women in uniform and their families who pay the price.”

It's always those who don't fight who demand we send others to hurry up and die for them.  Mitt Romney and his family are the perfect example of this.  Romney's five sons, like their father and probably every goddamn Romney in this nation's history - have NEVER served this country!  Newt Gingrich is another shameless draft-dodging punk.

All the big-mouth wingnut teabaggers I know never served.  Their children or their fathers never served.  But they want someone to die for them.  They're mostly despicable cowards who should be forced to the front lines.  If that was the case, we wouldn't have to listen to their war drums anymore.

That's right. Next question.
Holder says U.S. can target Americans abroad

Just wait until Flipper goes up against the grown ups

“Using tax penalties, as we did, or tax credits, as others have proposed, encourages ‘free riders’ to take responsibility for themselves rather than pass their medical costs on to others.

That's from an op-ed written in 2009 that was just 'discovered'.

But he's on cable...

"Obama mega-donor calls women 'boobs,' 'bimbos,' 'tw*t,' 'c*nt'..."

"...the grand pooh-bah of media misogyny is without a doubt Bill Maher—who also happens to be a favorite of liberals—who has given $1 million to President Obama’s super PAC."

Drudge is on it.  But, there is a huge difference with Maher and Limbaugh though.  Limbaugh went on for three days and ended up demanding home movies from a private citizen while Maher just said Sarah Palin was a 'dumb twat' with 'mean ideas'.   There's no comparison.

Oh that's just fucking great

"Some 14,000 people according to police turned out in Pushkin Square in central Moscow chanting "Russia Yes! Putin No!" as hundreds of helmeted riot police stood by on guard."

That's all this world needs; another six years of that prick Putin. The 'riot police' gave those 14,000 people two hours to demonstrate and then starting cracking skulls and 200 people - 'mostly leaders' - have been arrested so far. ...Just what the world needed.

Holy Shit! Somebody give Grampy his sedative!

"John McCain said today the crisis in Syria had reached a "a decisive point" and called on the United States to lead an international effort to begin airstrikes on Syria."

And they ask why we voted for Obama.

There are not 20 million dittoheads

"Talkers Magazine, a broadcast industry trade publication, estimates that Limbaugh reaches at least 15 million people a week, the most of any U.S. radio talk show."

Divide that by five, morons. There are a lot of dumbass sheep in this country but there are only three million of them listening to the Pigboy Pedophile.

Addendum: Today [Limbaugh]is a majority owner of his radio show, which receives over 14 million listeners per week. That’s down a tad from the peak of 20 million listeners in 2003.

Whether it's 14 or 15 million, $40 million a year is still $40 million a year.

What about the people who don't earn a million a year?

Rick Santorum has a million dollar income, and yet, still struggles to support the medical costs of his daughter.

Limpy
Goes
Wimpy

"I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke. ...I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices." 

He didn't mean to call her a slut for three days. 

I wonder who will back up Pigboy's computers now?

Not so fast BP

BP expects Gulf spill deal to cost $7.8B

...The U.S. Justice Department said Friday's settlement is not the end of the road.

Doctor's 'bomb' has Limbaugh and his posse diving for cover

MARCH 2--The bomb scare yesterday at Rush Limbaugh’s Florida mansion was triggered by an emergency room doctor from Pennsylvania who mailed the radio host a wooden plaque outfitted with a digital photo display, a gift that prompted Limbaugh to call in law enforcement, which grew to include cops, bomb squad technicians, fire rescue workers, and even a member of the Joint Terrorism Task Force.

A little jumpy, Pigboy?  LMAO!

Free Market Capitalism

"Six companies have already pulled their sponsorship from Limbaugh's show"

What a country.  You're free to say it and your sponsors are free to fire you. Freedom to choose.

That's why he's called Flipper

Not an ounce of integrity. A jellyfish has more spine.

 “Rest in Chappaquiddick”

A 'duplicitous bastard' and a 'prick'  -- 'a special pile of human excrement'.

Is that me writing about Andrew Breitbart?  No, that's Breitbart writing about Ted Kennedy the day he died.

I didn't like Breitbart.  But when I read this morning that he had four children I obviously felt bad for them.  Ted Kennedy had children.

I tuned in to Pigboy Limbaugh at noon today - not to hear him talk about Breitbart but to hear him explain how he went home yesterday after calling his wife a 'prostitute'.  And I have to admit that Limbaugh is definitely one of the very few people who I will call a 'special pile of excrement' when his fatass tips over.  That will actually be a great day for this country.  Limbaugh doesn't have any children.  Whew - Can you imagine?

Rest in peace - not Chappaquiddick - Mr. Breitbart.

Shut the fuck up!

"Israel's Haaretz and Israel Hayom newspapers reported Wednesday that Netanyahu wants Obama to deliver an explicit military threat to Iran after the meeting.

Barack Obama needs to tell that parasite who the welfare recipient is and who is the master.

Disarm them bastards and get the hell out of there!

KABUL—Two U.S. service members were gunned down by trusted Afghan colleagues on Thursday, the third such incident since riots erupted a week ago over the burning of Qurans at an American base, Afghan and American officials said.

I wouldn't trust any of them and if one so much as twitched around me I'd blow his ass away!