Seriously, why do people who barely have a fucking pot to piss in have iPhones? People are all upset at Chaffetz but what he says makes perfect sense. Cable TV, high-speed internet and iPhones and the motherfuckers have hardly worked a day in their miserable lives.
Get a fucking job! Stay in school and stop having baby parasites out of wedlock. Buy your own health insurance and if you don't have it and you get sick and die, that's more oxygen for the rest of us!