I can't ever remember watching a women's softball game before but U of M is in the championship final playing against the nation's number 1 team, U of Florida. Number 17 there is Lauren Haegar who happens to be the national player of the year. She hits a ton but always needs a pinch runner when she gets on base. I have novel idea; if you're too fucking fat to run the bases, you shouldn't be playing much less be honored as player of the year.
ADDENDUM: Wolverines win 1-0 and tie the series. Tomorrow; the winner takes all! GO BLUE!