Some guys have all the fucking luck

"White House travel 'advance' aide Jonathan Dach was fingered for having a hooker in his room on the same Cartagena, Colombia trip..."

You're 25, the pay is good and the benefits are fucking great! Man, I was off fighting a war in southern Italy when I was 25.

And just think, you get busted and they re-assign your ass over to the 'Global Women's Issues' department with all those hot chicks! What a country!