Well Mr. President, I definitely will have to disagree with you on that one

Bill Clinton tells Jon Stewart:
‘We can’t win a ground war in Iraq — we proved that’

We've won two ground wars in Iraq and it took us all of about 15 minutes both times to do it. What we're not good at is using our military like pawns to patrol the streets of hostile countries. Iraqis, like all Muslim soldiers, are wimps who can't fight. They've proven that overwhelmingly twice, Mr. President. I'm sure you will be corrected on that today more than once.