If you're going to lie and make up a phony story in your phony filibuster, don't use a real person's name

"College student calls Ted Cruz out for lying about him in anti-Obamacare speech"


In typical teabagger fashion, Fact Checkers found 157 lies in the 21 hours Cruz spent pretending to filibuster. That average of nearly 7.5 lies per hour is almost the 8.4 lies per hour by your average, hateful, on-the-street teabagger.