How does the president of Egypt call a ceasefire in Gaza?
"Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi is being credited with brokering the cease-fire today between Israel and Hamas..."
The Egyptian president strolls in and tells Hamas that if they don't stop fucking up he's going to lose about $3 billion a year in United States' aid and everything stops? Cool, our new policy will be every rocket fired from that fucking shit hole will now cost you $100 million.
Peace in the Middle East.