That wicked witch, Brewer, was tying the fucking knot

Friendly fire likely to blame in border patrol agent slaying

(CNN) -- This week's fatal shooting of a U.S. Border Patrol agent and the wounding of another in Arizona was likely the result of friendly fire, the FBI said late Friday.

"While it is important to emphasize that the FBI's investigation is actively continuing, there are strong preliminary indications that the death of United States Border Patrol Agent Nicholas J. Ivie, 30, and the injury to a second agent was the result of an accidental shooting incident involving only the agents," James Turgal, special agent in charge of the FBI's Phoenix division, said in a statement.

I guess it's a good thing she didn't hang them Mexicans.

UPDATE:
Old 'Leatherface' 'stands by' claim that President Obama and two Mexicans shot the U.S. Border Agents.