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Barack Obama attended Jeremiah Wright's Church! His father was a BLACK man born in KENYA! WHERE'S HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE? Obama got ANGRY at Bush's response to Hurricane Katrina! Obama went to ASIA as a young man! Obama said he supports our PROGRESSIVE tax system that we've had for 99 years! Hide YOUR babies - ESPECIALLY the little WHITE girls! HE'S A SOCIALIST! (pay no attention to the 70% increase in the stock market)  He's a DIRTY, SECRET MUSLIM! (Where's Osama bin Laden?)