That's the "Romney/Ryan platform"

Republican Party approves strict anti-abortion platform

The 110-member platform panel, meeting today in Tampa, Fla., passed a so-called Human Life Amendment that calls for a ban on abortion, without mention of the more common exceptions for victims of rape or incest.

Well Mittens, I know you just said you would allow for an exception for rape but if anyone has proven to be flexible, you are the man! You make a rubber band look like a steel girder. I mean damn, who else could ever win the Republican nomination for president after throwing Ronald Reagan off a cliff and promising to, 'unequivocally protect a woman's right to choose'?

Nah, you shouldn't have a problem getting in line. You have the same amount of integrity as lump of clay.