You gotta love that guy!

It's not having your buddies pin a guy down so you could cut his hair off - although I do wonder how Mittens could forget that prank. And it's not because he was "not a natural athlete, but found his place among the jocks by managing the hockey team and leading megaphone cheers for the football team"... He's always seemed feminine to me. What I find hilarious is how Mittens led one of his teachers - "nicknamed “the Bat” for his diminished eyesight" - into a closed door. Now that's a young man with fine character. Or more like a spoiled little fucking brat who needed his ass kicked a few times.

Mittens is damn lucky he went to Cranbrook and not my high school.   Besides, we didn't have pom pom boys at my school.