why do we care about Iowa?
Why does Iowa go first? I mean, it's fucking Iowa? I guess there are a lot of 'evangelical' Christians in Iowa. You know what's meant by 'evangelical', right? Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Bakker, Ted Haggard...Newt Gingrich..oh that's right, Callista - the mannequin-looking slut he was banging while prosecuting Clinton - converted him to Catholicism. Iowans need to show Mormon Mitt a little love.
