Those commie, liberal, book-burning, anti-first amendment America haters!

What do you mean, 'they're our troops fighting in Afghanistan'??  But I thought our guys loved fucking miserable chickenhawk cowards like O'Reilly and Pigboy.

"What did the soldiers in Afghanistan do with those copies of Pinheads and Patriots your dad sent in a care package? They set them on fire."

But, in fairness to O'Reilly, he "has previously promoted his books by promising to send a free copy to troops in Iraq with every $26 purchase."

Now, that's a good example of a true 'conservative'.