We can only wish we were that lucky

'High Tech Lynching'?
 Ad Compares Cain to Thomas

Look, Uncle Tom Cain is toast. Not because he's a pervert - like Clarence Thomas - whose wingnut opponents exposed him, but because he's dumber than a fucking rock! You cannot be the President if you don't know the Chinese have nuclear weapons.

But as for a comparison between Cain and Thomas? Just think how much better off this country would be if we could have gotten Thomas to talk as much as Cain has before he was added to the Supreme Court. 

Thomas needs to be impeached - Cain needs to go away.