Sunday, October 19, 2008

Sunday Scroll #84

Republican's favorite Negro to endorse?
Colin Powell, former secretary of state, and chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, will be a guest on Meet The Press this Sunday, fueling increased speculation that he will finally make an endorsement in the 2008 race, with only a couple weeks until the election. Powell, despite being a Republican, has been neutral so far this cycle, fomenting rumors in certain political circles that he may endorse Sen. Barack Obama.
[Personally, I don't care who Colin Powell endorses. He is a war criminal who is complicit in the needless deaths of 4,185 Americans and should be indicted along with all the other war criminals in the current administration. Of course, Powell says Bush and his minions 'duped him', but ignorance, and a lack of integrity, is not a defense.]

America needs just one of these seven
Colorado 50.6 44.6 Obama +6.0
Ohio 48.9 45.7 Obama +3.2
Florida 49.2 46.0 Obama +3.2
Nevada 49.0 44.8 Obama +4.2
Missouri 49.3 46.8 Obama +2.5
North Carolina 47.9 46.7 Obama +1.2
Virginia 51.8 43.7 Obama +8.1
[With Barack Obama leading in all the states John Kerry won in 2004 and with Iowa (Obama +13) and New Mexico (Obama +10) coming back to their senses, winning just one of those seven states above, all of which voted for Bush in 04, will be just the gravy. Republicans have no choice but to cheat and suppress the vote once again to win. And they will try to steal it again. That's the only way a Republican can win.]

175,000 greet Obama in Missouri
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Democrat Barack Obama turned out enormous crowds at his two stops in battleground Missouri on Saturday in what campaign aides said was a strategy of using his ability to command huge crowds as a way to build excitement heading into the final two weeks of the presidential campaign. An estimated 100,000 people showed up in St. Louis Saturday morning to hear Obama speak at the Gateway Arch - the largest crowd ever to hear Obama in the United States. Saturday evening, a crowd estimated at more than 75,000 thronged the Liberty Memorial near downtown Kansas City for an Obama rally.
[We'll see how things go in Missouri this year. It's one of the 'seven'. America is finally waking up!]

A man against a desperate little runt

McCain pals with real terrorists
William Timmons, the Washington lobbyist who John McCain has named to head his presidential transition team, aided an influence effort on behalf of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein to ease international sanctions against his regime. The two lobbyists who Timmons worked closely with over a five year period on the lobbying campaign later either pleaded guilty to or were convicted of federal criminal charges that they had acted as unregistered agents of Saddam Hussein's government.

Eerily similar
And that is an actual picture of that moron. Does that simple-minded creep remind you of anyone?A mentally unbalanced asshole standing next to class
Pig Boy whines over Faux News
On his radio show today, Neo-Nazi talker Rush Limbaugh toed the McCain campaign line and lashed out at the Fox All-Stars panel for their criticisms of McCain. He noted that during their post-debate analysis, the All-Stars — including Bill Kristol, Nina Easton, Mort Kondrake, and Juan Williams — were somewhat critical of McCain’s performance. “The Fox All-Stars, they’re not America,” Limbaugh concluded. “They have become elites”.
[Poor Oxycontin PigBoy and his 4 million pathetically feeble sheep have become soooo inconsequential.]

Those in uniform support Obama
John McCain has pulled slightly ahead of Barack Obama in campaign contributions from military donors. But what set Mr. McCain over the top were donations that came from people working for the Department of Defense. When it comes to the uniformed military, Mr. Obama is still ahead. ... By the end of August, Mr. McCain received $461,350 from military donors to $450,950 for Mr. Obama. ... The report also shows that Mr. Obama also is ahead of Mr. McCain in military donors with overseas addresses, both those working for the Department of Defense as well as members of the uniformed services. A total of $74,650 came in for Mr. Obama from those posted overseas to $16,600 for Mr. McCain.
[There is no doubt which candidate those who are fighting our wars support. It's almost 5 to 1 for Obama! And rightfully so.]

The myth about 'small businesses'
There are 27.2 million small businesses in the United States, according to the Small Business Administration. Of those, only 6 million firms, or about 22 percent, had employees. The rest were sole propitiator companies, according to the government. The vast majority of these companies earn less than $250,000 a year.
[Barack Obama's tax plan either cuts taxes or does NOT raise them on 98% of 'small' businesses. And if your business is a two person partnership, you'd have NET $500,000 (or $250K for every partner) to see an increase. Get a clue-stop listening to the lies!]

Raising taxes will hurt the economy?
We heard all that same bullshit when Bill Clinton ran for office and we all remember very well how good it was during his eight years in office. Obama's plan is to raise the tax rate on those earning $250,000 and more back to the same rate that it was under Clinton, 39.6%. Those same people who were at 39.6% never had it so good, and our economy was the best it had been since post World War II. Ignore the ignorant and the liars.

Palin wants to talk about Rev. Wright?
Someone needs to remind the simple-minded bitch they've already tried that and it didn't work.

Cindy McCain, a stoned-cold liar
A well written expose from the New York Times about Cindy McCain whose role model is Princess Diana? John McCain has gone ballistic whining and writing a letter complaining to the Times (and of course, they sent Fox News a copy) that they are picking on poor little Cindy. Look, Cindy McCain is a spoiled, snotty nosed little rich bitch who is nothing more than a curmudgeon who has always gotten everything she always wanted. She and her cranky old man think they are owed the White House....they are not owed anything but disdain!

What? We're racists?
The president of the organization, Diane Fedele, didn’t understand the charges of racism: “I didn’t see it the way that it’s being taken. I never connected. It was just food to me.”
[Diane, you're either really fucking stupid or you're just another lying, racist wingnut. You're more than likely both.]

That slut is a liar and a traitor!
Wrong! It's not even close!
"In Wednesday's debate, McCain used Wurzelbacher ('Joe the Plumber') as an example of the Americans he claims will be aided by his tax plan."
[Of course, Joe the Plumber, a man who epitomizes stupid, uneducated white guys who continually vote Republican and against their own interests, would actually get 8 times the tax cut under Barack Obama than John McSame. Stupid white guys; the reason we're at, where we're at.]

Recycling in Ann Arbor
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Brian Darwin had pulled the nine granite pavers out of the ground Wednesday night. But it wasn't until Thursday morning that the Knight's Grading & Excavating worker, who was readying a westside Ann Arbor home for a sewer line replacement, flipped one of the 100-pound slabs over. "Beloved Wife, Mother Viola T. Bagnasco, 1901-1969." Stunned, he turned over the rest of the stones: All were grave markers.

GOP Busted for Voter Suppression
While the GOP continues to accuse Democrats of voter fraud, top Republican operatives are getting busted for voter suppression. The executive director of the Montana Republican Party, Jake Eaton, resigned Tuesday "after a failed attempt to challenge registration of voters in some Democratic strongholds," the Helena Independent Record reported. ... The methods too closely resemble voter suppression efforts elsewhere to be coincidence. Take, for example, the voter suppression effort in Michigan, which was smaller in scale ("only" 1,500 voters), but had a similar outcome. There, the federal judge ruled that the Michigan Secretary of State's office--run by a Republican--violated federal law in its efforts to purge the rolls of voters ....
[Even the evil, unconstitutional fascists on the Supreme Court realize what Republicans are trying to do and it's so blatant they are powerless to help them this time.]

The only scheme they're left with
A Republican website which linked Sen. Barack Obama to terror mastermind Osama bin Laden and also called for the waterboarding of the Democratic presidential candidate has taken most of the offensive material down, but still sports a "ridiculous" chain e-mail based on a conservative's satirical column, RAW STORY has found.

Pork for the McCain's
The McCain's think they are of the privileged class and they are owed your money for their personal desires. They are the absolute worst that our society represents.

At least that's over with
ABC News' Jennifer Duck and Ann Compton report: Although Monday night's White House dinner in honor of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is not officially labeled a "State Dinner" because the Prime Minister is not the official head of government, it is full of the same frills and fanfare. Officials say it is the last time President George W. Bush will host a foreign leader with a full arrival ceremony, greeting, and dinner in the State Dining Room.


The Limbaugh Award

Ladies and gentlemen, this week's winner of the 84th Limbaugh Award goes to a man who epitomizes Republicans, wingnuts, or as I often say, the so-called phony 'conservative', voter in this country; Mr. Samuel J. 'Joe the Plumber' Wurzelbacher.

Joe the 'Dumb' Plumber came onto the scene of American politics lying through his yellow-stained teeth last Sunday when he tried to act like something he isn't and approached Barack Obama in his Toledo, Ohio neighborhood.

'Joe', who isn't a plumber, and who earns a paltry $40,000 a year and couldn't buy his company even if his boss gave it to him, is your typical example of how this country has fallen so dramatically in the last eight years. These are stupid and ignorant; mostly white men who continue to vote against their very own interests by backing Republicans who have brought this country to near economic collapse.

You see, if Wurzelbacher had not been such a sheep and tool for Republicans he would have ran across the street and shook Barack's hand and wished him well because Obama's tax plan is going to give him a tax cut eight times the size of McCain's.

But instead he lied and tried to act like something he is not and never will be.

Congratulations asshole, your 15 minutes is up but you're still #84.


Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
The Limbaugh Award
Drug-Addicted Beer Queen - Cindy McCain - 10/12/08
Anti-Semitic Lying Traitor - Sean Hannity - 10/5/08
Bye Week - 9/28/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 9/21/08
Lying Lil' Bush - John McCain - 9/14/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 9/07/08
Pretty Pork Princess - Gov. Sarah Palin - 8/31/08
Alleged Pedophile Pigboy - Rush Limbaugh - 8/24/08
A Terrible American Liar - Sean Hannity - 8/17/08
Self-described Narcissist - John Edwards - 8/10/08
Al-Qaeda in Iraq Liar - Traitor Joe Lieberman - 8/3/08
McCain Campaign Operative - Katie Couric - 7/27/08
Stupid Hillbilly Bitch - Libby Dole R-N.C. - 7/20/08
Lyin' Lil' Bush - John McCain - 7/13/08
Fox Assholes & Friends - Doocey and Kilmeade -7/5/08*
Fear-Mongering Buckeye Fan - Hugh Hewitt - 6/29/08
A Terrible American - Sean Hannity - 6/22/08
Tim Russert Memorial Truce Week - 6/15/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 6/7/08*
Troop Level Idiot - John 'Lil' Bush' McCain - 6/1/08
Sub 10th Grade Debate Loser - Rush Limbaugh - 5/25/08
Scared Little Man - George W. Bush - 5/18/08
Sugar Momma Beer Queen - Cindy McCain - 5/11/08
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/4/08
Nazi Running for Congress - Tony Zirkle, R-IN - 4/27/08
Fox's Toe-Sucking Ethics Expert - Dick Morris - 4/20/08
Lying Dickhead VP - Dick Cheney - 4/13/08
McCain's Chief Lobbyist - Charlie Black - 4/6/08
Neo-Nazi Supporter - Sean Hannity - 3/30/08
Shiite for a Brain - John McCain - 3/23/08
Client #9 - Governor Eliot Spitzer - 3/15/08*
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 3/9/08
Lying Redneck Rep - Jack Kingston R-GA - 3/2/08
Lying Little Twirp - Tucker Carlson - 2/24/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/17/08
Bye Week - 2/10/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/3/08
935 of them - Bush & the Gang of 7 - 1/27/08
Fox News Co-Liars - Hannity & O'Reilly - 1/20/08
Sheep's Favorite Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 1/13/08
Longtime Lobbyist - Trent Lott - 1/6/08
2007 Co-Champions - Dick Bush - 12/30/07
Lying Piece of - Mitt Romney - 12/23/07
Psycho Pervert - Michael Savage - 12/16/07
Sheepherder-in-Chief - George W. Bush - 12/9/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07 **
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07 **
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07