Sunday Scroll #52

Breaking News
Bush Library to be built in Saudi Arabia
President George W. Bush reviews the first book donated to his library: A copy of the Koran urinated on in 1982 by Ronald Reagan.
Responding to resistance from Southern Methodist University, President George W. Bush announced Thursday morning that his presidential library will be built in Saudi Arabia. - jurassicpork

Bush cleared the way for this alliance
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrived Sunday in Baghdad for the first-ever visit by an Iranian president to Iraq, walking a red carpet past Iraqi troops to meet the president of a once-bitter enemy nation that's now under growing Iranian influence. The visit gives Ahmadinejad a chance to highlight the relationship his nation has with post-Saddam Hussein Iraq while also serving as an act of defiance toward the U.S., which accuses Iran of training and giving weapons to Shiite extremists in Iraq.
Nice job, sheep

A little slap down
HANNITY: "You want to refer to some liberal activist judge..., that's fine, but I'm going to go directly to the source. The author of the Bill of Rights [James Madison] hired the first chaplain in 1789, and I gotta' tell ya' somethin', I think the author of the Bill of Rights knows more about the original intent--no offense to you and your liberal atheist activism--knows more about it than you do."
JAMES MADISON: "Is the appointment of Chaplains to the two Houses of Congress consistent with the Constitution, and with the pure principle of religious freedom? In strictness the answer on both points must be in the negative." (James Madison)
[American Progress]
I love giving history lessons.

Uh, I'll be damned










If Obama is a 'secret Muslim', Bush must be a fucking Commie

You reap what you sow
Cartoon by Mike Lane

Today a long time ago
Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game, named by the National Basketball Association as one of its greatest games, took place between the Philadelphia Warriors and the New York Knicks on March 2, 1962 at Hersheypark Arena in Hershey, Pennsylvania.


The price of lies and incompetence
The Bush Administration was wrong about the benefits of the war and it was wrong about the costs of the war. Bush and his advisers expected a quick, inexpensive conflict. Instead, we have a war that is costing more than anyone could have imagined. The cost of direct US military operations - not even including long-term costs such as taking care of wounded veterans - already exceeds the cost of the 12-year war in Vietnam and is more than double the cost of the Korean War.

Lil' Bush





lil bush





John McCain's 'pastor'
Is a bigger 'bigot' than Barack Obama's







Who of you realize that John McCain 'converted' from Episcopalian to Baptist? Only a cheap pandering whore would do something so expediently stupid.


The Limbaugh Award

This week's winner of the 'prestigious, but infamous' award for liars is a man who epitomizes what it is to be a wingnut.

Gentlemen and ladies, the 52nd winner of this now worldly recognized award - named after the biggest liar and provider of misinformation in the USA, Rush 'El-Drugbo' Limbaugh - is Georgia Republican Congressman, Jack Kingston.

Jack Kingston, just like John McCain, does NOT wear an American flag-pin in the lapel of his jackets. But, like most wingnuts, he thinks others, like Barack Obama should.

But as ridiculous and hypocritical as that is, Kingston was selected by the esteemed selection Committee for perpetuating another common lie by wingnuts; Barack Obama refuses to "say the pledge of allegiance."

Kingston originated his nonsense from the well debunked wingnut lie that Barack Obama had refused to put his hand over his heart during the 'pledge'. It was the national anthem and he knows it, and wingnuts know it, but they will continue to lie about it because they know the majority of the people that they are aligned with are too stupid to know differently.

Georgians should be ashamed. They should do something about it.

Congratulations redneck, you're #52.

Past winners of the prestigious, but infamous,
Limbaugh Award
Lying Little Twirp - Tucker Carlson - 2/24/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/17/08
Bye Week - 2/10/08
Mr Straight Talk - John McCain - 2/3/08
935 of them - Bush & the Gang of 7 - 1/27/08
Fox News Co-Liars - Hannity & O'Reilly - 1/20/08
Sheep's Favorite Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 1/13/08
Longtime Lobbyist - Trent Lott - 1/6/08
2007 Co-Champions - Dick Bush - 12/30/07
Lying Piece of - Mitt Romney - 12/23/07
Psycho Pervert - Michael Savage - 12/16/07
Sheepherder-in-Chief - George W. Bush - 12/9/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 12/2/07
Cowardly Welsher - T. Boone Pickens - 11/25/07
Republican Tool - Matt Drudge - 11/18/07
Their Favored Liar - Rudy Giuliani - 11/11/07
Fox News Liar - Chris Wallace - 11/4/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 10/28/07
Phony Patriot Liar - Rush Limbaugh - 10/21/07
Old Kentucky Homo - Mitch McConnell - 10/14/07
Liar-In-Chief - George W. Bush - 10/7/07
Phony Patriot Pig - Rush Limbaugh - 9/30/07
Big Stretch 'the truth' - Bill Sammon - 9/23/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 9/16/07
Sycophant - Gen. David Petraeus - 9/9/07
His own Idaho - Sen. Craig R-Idaho - 9/2/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 8/26/07
The Exterminator - Tom Delay - 8/19/07
Big 'Rooster' - Mitt Romney - 8/12/07
Total Suck Up - Glenn Beck - 8/5/07
General Gonzo - Alberto Gonzales - 7/29/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 7/22/07
Bush bin Lyin - George W. Bush - 7/15/07
Freed Felon - Scooter Libby - 7/8/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 7/1/07
Crazy Lying Okie - James Inhofe - 6/24/07
Pro Liar - Tony 'Snowjob' Snow - 6/17/07
Mormon Moron - Mitt Romney - 6/10/07
Bye Week - 6/3/07
Commander Guy - George W. Bush - 5/27/07
Pat's Brother - Bay Buchanan - 5/20/07
Used Car Salesman - John Boehner - 5/13/07
Uncultured Wussy - Bill O'Reilly - 5/6/07
Mr. Overrated - Rudy Giuliani - 4/29/07
Turd Blossom - Karl Rove - 4/22/07
The Decider - George W. Bush - 4/15/07
Lying Chickenhawk VP - Dick Cheney - 4/8/07
Mr. Straight Talk - John McCain - 4/1/07
Attorney General - Alberto Gonzales - 3/25/07
Fox mouthpieces Sean Hannity and
Victoria Toensing - 3/18/07
Fox News guy - Brit Hume - 3/11/07
VA Secretary - Jim Nicholson - 3/4/07
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN) - 2/25/07