CORAL BEACH, Fla. — Fred D. Thompson, the former senator of Tennessee, dropped out of the Republican race for president today.Dumber than rock, lazier than a pig in the August mud and butt-fucking ugly, but still the phony conservatives' (i.e. El Drugbo's last big hope) inspiration to the Reagan 'glory years' (sic), Fred 'Houndog' Thompson will have to go back to being an over-rated and immensely overpaid actor.
As Richard Nixon once said about Old Fred; "Oh shit, he's dumb as hell."