Saturday, August 25, 2007

Great news if it was true

Rumor has it Castro is dead — once again

MIAMI — On Friday, the rumors heated up again for the third week in a row: Fidel Castro's death would be announced, first at 2 p.m., then at 4, then at 5.

For the past year, since the Cuban government said Castro had ceded power to brother Raul after intestinal surgery, rumors that Castro is on the brink of meeting his maker keep boiling over and dying down.
Hey, when Castro dies, does that mean we get south Florida back?

It sure would be nice to be able to get rid of a few hundred thousand of those Republican-voting low-lifes down there.

And, we can send them back on a lot nicer boats than what they came here on.